SLC
Joined December 2010
Maxamillion retweeted
now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.
There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.
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Maxamillion retweeted
you would’ve thought the nigga was hanging from the empire state building
You can literally see bro using 110% of his brain power calculating the fall damage 💀
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Maxamillion retweeted
Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5 footlong era.
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Y’all gotta see this shit too
I be texting niggas about bbq every other day I’m officially unc status fr
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I be texting niggas about bbq every other day I’m officially unc status fr
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Wemby:
Replying to @DragonflyJonez
I remember when Wemby first came in to league there was a discussion about how the Spurs would need an enforcer bc he was gonna embarrass a lot of dudes and those bruised egos were gonna lead to dirty play. We can put that to bed tho. Wemby’s enforcer is Wemby.
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Maxamillion retweeted
Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭
Just saw the craziest offside trap😭😭
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men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day
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Maxamillion retweeted
Nigga got chased by😂😂
I JUST GOT CHASED BY A BIG ASS JERMAINE SHEPARD 😭
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Me sending that happy birthday after a few years
Once both birthdays go by in silence that chapter is officially closed.
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Maxamillion retweeted
Me Pulling Up On The Ballas at Midnight
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Maxamillion retweeted
That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂
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Maxamillion retweeted
Don’t do this again
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Maxamillion retweeted
Imagine if Tom Brady went 3-7 in the Super Bowl instead of 7-3 and spent a decade plus hiring sports analysts to convince everyone Joe Montana wasn't shit. It would be sad as hell.
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Maxamillion retweeted
“If I Zelle you, can you Apple Pay me?” NIGGA WHAT??
What's the first sign somebody is gonna be annoying on a group trip?
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The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep
All these vapes confiscated from a middle school is crazy 😒 Rockford check on yall kids.
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When I finally made it but shawty didn't believe in me
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Maxamillion retweeted
Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭
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Maxamillion retweeted
I can do both nigga
Niggas better lock in with themselves instead of focusing on some pussy
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Maxamillion retweeted
“It’s never an obligation” and then makes it clear it’s an obligation
I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao
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