12G | Maxwell

I’ve peaked. My rank will now recede with my hairline

The only way to stop a bad pedophile with a gun is with a good pedophile with a gun

I actually get mad in my head when I’m stuck middle seat and window seat just keeps the window shut like bro why did you take window seat in the first place

Guys I figured out the solution to the Steve ban crisis. Steve is unbanned but every set has to be judged by three combo contest judges who score the set based on ridiculousness and if the Steve player doesn’t score at least a 7 they have to dq

This is such a good metaphor for when you’re a hungry froge that wants eat big green boy but it’s actually taste bad

He didn’t like coffee pots And I was awfully hot

Idk what the hell kind of crack the mfs at venmo were smoking before they decided to rollout their last update but I’m actually annoyed like why are we reinventing the wheel to be shaped like obtuse fucking triangles out here for all these apps nowadays

Riddle me this botman select all tiles showing a crosswalk (1/8) reCaptcha

How it feels playing against greninja/pikachu/kirby in smash ult

I never sucked Wayne I never sucked drake

Sheik mains on day 1,825 trying to prove why sheik is still a top tier character in ultimate

Found out gym bro hardstyle songs match zenyattas fire rate perfectly so now my blizzard personality will only revolve around this (no I will not be switching off zen)

These are the dudes you sell an 1/8th of shake for 80 dollars to in case anyone was wondering

Sean Bean better never agree to do a documentary film cause they gonna find a way to kill him off in that too 😭

New to overwatch and tried out Moira for the first time, that character has literally negative sauce- I bet the people that main her also put “loves to go on long walks at the beach” and “I probably like my dog more than you” in their tinder bios as well 🤡🤡🤡 straight bots smh

Finally! Now I can have even crazier trip setups that get completely obliterated by one fade prowler

Took an eddy and an addy and as a cis straight white male I gotta say @LilNasX music bangs so hard imma cream this spinach fr

Basshunter was made for @aimlab

No way