May Akpan

God has blessed me very well since I started working for APC. I have businesses and companies abroad, and my children are not living in Nigeria… — APC Spokesperson, Balami Guru Lessons !!!

If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl. I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here. The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars. The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock. You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself. If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election. All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time. The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face. But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway. Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.

NDC members have forgotten what campaigning is all about. Instead of selling their candidate's vision and convincing voters, all they do is go around with logs of wood, looking for thugs.

❗️The first time in Nigeria the son of the President on a frontline risking his life and so bold campaigning for his Father. History has just been made @STinubu 🫡 But , where are other presidential candidate sons, can they also do same for their papa 🤔 #RenewedHope2_0 #SouthEast4Tinubu

Why does everyone end up leaving Peter Obi? 😭

Former National Coordinator of the Obidient Movement, Yunusa Tanko, has resigned as Political Adviser to NDC presidential candidate Peter Obi and joined SDP to serve as National Coordinator of the SDP presidential campaign for Adewole Adebayo.

Toluwanisings struggled to send a relative from his maternal side to school abroad, he is still the one paying the school fees from Nigeria That one is not doing any hustle to pay for his tuition in the UK He believes he has a celebrity brother in Nigeria so he doesn’t have to be working in the UK Haa! 😭😭

Smart boy saved the father’s money and unveiled the person that sent the hoodlums unbelievable

BREAKING: Tinubu Announces N100 Million Reward for Each Flamingos Player, Coach President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has announced a cash reward of N100 million for each player of Nigeria's victorious Flamingos national team following their triumph at the FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup. The First Lady, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, made the announcement on behalf of the President while receiving the players and their coaching officials at the Presidential Villa.

Na now I just clock this tweet 😭🤧🤧

Nigerians are behaving like they know it all, 112 is ONLY active in an emergency situation and that was no emergency. The fact that it failed on National TV does not mean that it will fail you , it may not connect in the first few days.