TAMU Class of '21

Prosper, TX
Joined August 2012
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fourth google images result for "cambrian explosion" has no right to go this hard
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ethan klein you a bitch ass nigga
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My roommate shortly after he moved in recommended Dungeon Crawler Carl to me and loaned me his copy, I got like 3 pages in and it has been sitting on my nightstand ever since
My coworkers saying Dungeon Crawler Carl is their favorite series
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Y’all I have not laughed at a commercial this hard in YEARS Be so fuckin for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If Digger was a Korean film it'd be the unanimous film of the year
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Guy who famously doesn't need money is going to appear with Trump? My GOAT John David Crow would never
🏈🇺🇸 President Trump returns to Texas Tuesday to help boost Republicans for the midterms. Axios is reporting that former college football stars Johnny Manziel and Colt McCoy, along with two-time Super Bowl champion Danny Amendola, will join Trump for his stops in Lubbock and Corpus Christi on Tuesday.
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I don't wear any of these I wear boxer briefs
Visual guide to underwear styles
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Harrison Butker far right as usual
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I hate this goddamn chud just looking at him pisses me off
When you see this guy on your screen, you know you’re about to see a ton of penalties
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KC Concepcion has set a new career high in receiving yards with 5 minutes to play in the 2Q. Feasting so far. @DanielOyefusi called it.
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IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
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I legit teared up on that TD, I forgot to take my meds last night tho so that's probably part of it
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Marcel woke up this morning and remembered he is a football player
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MARCEL REED PASSING TOUCHDOWN???? ON THE ROAD???? WHAT ARE MY EYES SEEING???
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KJ Edwards and David Olano on the Aggie offense
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Hila’s powerhouse personality will surely sustain the podcast indefinitely
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Just tuned in to the game and that was Marcel's second pick?? Fucking hell man
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Like I needed another reason to hate tu
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Coach Sark on Saturday night😭😭😭 #HookEm
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“The SEC has the hardest strength of schedule!” “The Big Ten plays nobody…” The MAC:
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