McWeakerton

If you study weather, you're a meteorologist. If you study well endowed men, you're a meaty urologist.

The 6 Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Conquest, Famine, War, Dave, and Buster

Important reminder that Blade's name is Eric; someone named Eric one day started insisting people call him Blade

I don't love that every time I get Sugar Free Surge from the soda fountain in a Burger King lobby they sound the *WHITE TRASH ALARM* and chase me out of town

This should be the next debate moderator

You're goddamn right

6 feet from the sun @ Manistee National Forest instagram.com/p/CDXo4ZkDd3Y/…

Girls don't like boys, girls like light RPG elements

If you wish to make a sickass bass riffs, first you must invent the universe.

Ya I know I can make an egg salad sandwich on my own but I don't get that same dirty thrill as when I eat one from a gas station

Real life is proving to be the wildest reality TV show I've ever seen

Any time I'm working at a college and a students starts talking to me about how they're "trained in staff fighting" (which happens more than you'd think) I know I'm in for a weird day.

I forgot about Twitter whoops hey what up

Being an artist is arduous and unrewarding more often than not. I get really in my head that it's impossible to be noticed and even more unlikely that people will care about the things me and my friends make, so… instagram.com/p/B5tNmJWgB5j/…