This NFL Toy Story game is hilarious. I feel like Disney+ had a meeting and some intern was probably like "maybe we should test it out before jumping straight to an actual NFL game" then the Disney executives just said "nah, f that! Let's do it this week."
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a realistic solution for the environment?
DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER
DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER
DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER
DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER
DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER
DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER
Everyone in Chicago: hopefully Mitch Trubisky can improve his accuracy...
Mitch Trubisky: **first throw is to wide open receiver and is wildly inaccurate**
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#chicagobears #Bears100
Whenever anyone asks me who my favorite musician is, I always answer @TPAIN because it's the funniest answer I can give and have it taken seriously. The dude has 100 songs and every single one of them is about booty, the club or both.
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Chicago. Get your tickets for the Fantasy Meets Reality show on Sunday. Tickets are going faster than Tarik Cohen on a breakaway.
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Today I got my dad drunk and payed him $20 to eat an entire lemon. Rind and peel included. #fathersday rules!
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I hate to get political on here, but if they're the Super Mario Bros, then isn't Mario their last name? So it's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario? Anyway, end farm subsidies.
I eat a @noosayoghurt and a @NatureValley bar for lunch at work nearly everyday and I honestly don’t know if I’m being healthy or very slowly killing myself.
This morning my son saw that I was tired so he walked over to me, patted my shoulder and shushed. My hart instantly melted. Less than an hour later he hit me in the dick with a Lincoln Log. Life is a wild ride. #dadlife
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driving in Chicago is like:
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