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Mean Machine

@MeanMachineDFA

Officially the unofficial alter-ego of Chicago Ex Machina Mens Masters Team

chicago-machine.com/meanmachine/
Joined August 2012
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🚨 New Gear Alert 🚨 The Johnny Bansfield™️ Collection Get yours today 👇 forms.gle/444uMStK2iiJQMVk9 Special thanks to Jessi and Geoff Serednesky
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bansfield's entrance after halftime tomorrow
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Announcing our 2023 roster:
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Let’s address the talk of the tournament. What dirt does Tony Veneri have on Sockeye leadership?
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Watch out for these BAD BOYS Yellow carded bandits on the loose
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gen.@genbushh_20 Oct 2022
Joe White: travel machine
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I love Joe White
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san diego bound lfg
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AMP gone wild@PhillyAMP24 Sep 2022
Think this @MachineUltimate player is lost
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U54 Ultimate@U54Ultimate7 Sep 2022
Introducing the U54 series roster - Back for more LIVing Laughing and Loving in 2022 #LIVingTheDrean #DreamTeamBaby
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We lost to @SeattleSockeye 10-11… But then USAU said “NAH FAM, y’all need to get this win!” So we turned on the jets and won 15-14. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We play winner of @DigUltimate @pghtemper in quarters.
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Machine 2022 Fan Order: Family Over Everything is live! forms.gle/bJUMaQQpCVz2NCW86
2022 Machine Fan Order!

2022 Machine Fan Order!

Deck yourself and your loved ones out with the gear of your favorite club! The red, white, and baby blue jerseys can be purchased as tank tops, shortsleeves, or longsleeves! Prices: Tank Top Jerseys...

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Everyone was a winner at the first ever Machine US Open Secret Santa 🎅 🎄 Well, everyone except Joe. All santa brought him was a hotel bathroom toilet paper roll
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Josep White@joec_white16 Jun 2022
Replying to @MachineUltimate
@MachineUltimate – at Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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In a world of complex roster releases, we wanted to keep things simple! Now presenting - U54 2022 Just stare at this Magic Eye long enough and a cryptoquip will appear that if solved will reveal our D-Line! #LivUltimate
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Ultiworld@Ultiworld24 Aug 2021
Chicago @U54Ultimate 2021 Roster -> ultiworld.com/livewire/chica… (Photo: @UltiPhotos)
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U54 Ultimate@U54Ultimate5 Aug 2021
Introducing U54 Ultimate 2021: A team that during the off-season was sponsored by LuLuLemon, and then subsequently un-sponsored (when they presumably realized we were not USA Ultimate). A team that "looks pretty good on paper... if it were 2013."
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Time to run it back. ⚙️❤️ youtu.be/wDINeVqOFCw
Machine 2021 Roster

Machine 2021 Roster

Video edited by Sam TagleMachine 2021:Alex EvangelidesDalton Sm...

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Machine is excited to share our tryout interest form for the 2021 season.  We do not have firm dates for tryouts yet and will be following national and state guidelines before establishing them.  Please fill this out so we can keep you informed! chicago-machine.com/tryout-f…
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