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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
Orwell's fictional superstates and the disputed zone between.
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"Over time" is not that different. Don't listen to the crowd, baby.
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Can't - aligning my cheese.
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
Think you have problems, my age demographic was designated as pro-Trump.
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
Accomplish what everyone doubted you ever will.
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I should have never hired this typist chicken. All he does is hunt & peck.
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
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You seem to have mellowed. Is everything ok?
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"Remember, you are a living, breathing organism on this planet & you're very safe." Me talking my cat down when he got too high on catnip.
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
I wonder what dogs dream about when they're asleep. Isnt it weirdly beautiful dogs even dream at all?
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
You meet someone who laughs at your jokes, smells nice and they're carrying your favorite book. You look at the sky. An asteroid approaches.
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
I'm sorry I drew tear drop tattoos on your baby's face, but at least now the other babies know not to fuck with him.
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For fuck sakes chefs get over yourselves it's just food.
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Really shouldn't smoke Kept it up around the clock Died at the third stroke
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Brenton Gerhardy retweeted
I never expected to be rich but I thought by now I'd at least have enough to pay someone else to mow the damned lawn