meg man

Hiiiii I’m selling 11x14 glossy prints of my drawings for 40 dollars including delivery (45 if you live really far) sorry the price is so high im broke AF and delivery is a bitch dm me if you’re interested!

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Typical Friday

The cure to mental issues is rap music

I’m honestly an animal trapped in a humans life

It’s OK to set me up with your good looking friend

I wonder if it’s too late for me to be a child actor

New type of thing to say Friend: I’m sooo nervous for the test tomorrow. You: don’t worry. You got this. It’s gonna be a total cream pie dude!

I need money for Cheetos

There must’ve been an angle by my side

When you start to accept you’re one of the people God forgets about

Please text me im so bored

Joyce Carol Oates

I accept the fact that I have no hoes.

Often times I say something really unfunny or basic to convey a deep emotion underneath

If you aren’t happy you aren’t taking drinking seriously enough

Who’s that lady Real sexy lady

Emily blunt and I did the exact same thing on the same day. Chills

Where were you when we were getting high?