26 | girl actress, normal comedian

brooklyn
Joined March 2019
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Baiting someone into saying hi by saying hi
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Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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As a woman you have to choose between having an anvil fall on your head or running into a hyperrealistic painting of a tunnel
As a woman you have to choose between being skinny and looking good in clothes, or having a little extra fat and looking good naked
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They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up i know that but jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can
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How deep is your Bruh
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I cannot stand Lena Dunham
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i used letterboxd as a movie diary so i can keep track of what movies i've seen. the fact that there is a "follow" button on my account is none of my business
just watched digger. not surprised that the top review is the most reductive and annoying shit ever. this is like watching twin peaks and saying "wow cocaine is crazy". like yeah the movie touches on that, but theres a lot more conversation around that statement you need to have.
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setting my distance on hinge to 1 Million Miles and matching with a alien who drinks socially
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Replying to @MeganBitchell
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October challenge -Porn daily -Alcohol daily -No exercising -3-5 hours of sleep a night -12+ hours screentime -Don’t go to work/skip all classes -If in school GPA must stay below 2.0 -All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed
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Anyone who’s anyone is on soda twitter
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Beast Mode
on p127 of infinite jest, remy marathe refers to the US as "'your walled nation' or 'your murated nation'." murated is a "dictionary-only" word, only ever used in the full OED, which itself has a single reference: another dictionary from 1727. It means "walled."
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What people forget about this scene is that it worked
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Shannon destroyed a piñata for her birthday. Reports are now saying she is the queen of the candy. (@MeganBitchell Instagram)
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This is my favorite Wile E. Coyote joke of all time and a clear precursor to what Simpsons showrunner David Mirkin would later refer to as “screw the audience jokes”.
There's no way I can let the conversation about funniest Looney Tunes moments pass without raising:
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