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Joined April 2022
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I seemed to have dropped my sense of whimsy somewhere along the way
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I don't know if anyone told you this lately, but... You're lovely. 💜
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What a time to be dead inside
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I'm rooting for you bitch
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why yes, I do fucking bite
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I can feel your vibe through your words And, through your words, I can feel that you're an idiot.
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Why do compliments from women just mean so much more?
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I tweet like I'm on drugs, but I'm not... most of the time.
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I went big once, but staying home is so much better.
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I have been sitting in a car most of the day and my butt hurts… thought of you.
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Today I am thankful for dogs and that mine always just knows when I need extra cuddles
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they should invent someone who can put up with my shit
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Sometimes I wonder if this all happening because I didn't forward that E-mail to 10 people
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Multitasking ..... just me screwing up multiple things at once
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Maybe the real hot flash was just the friends we made along the way
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posting to zero likes is a skill issue when you can like your own tweet
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not always about the life to live; sometimes, it’s about the will to live it.
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*adjusts twitter police hat* behave
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burning bush theres a pill for that you know
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HOW DO I TELL MY NERVOUS SYSTEM THAT I AM NOT BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT
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Been waiting all day to see your name in my notifications...
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