Mel is a snake. That is all.
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Mel’s Snakes retweeted
Trump launched an unpopular and pointless war. Gas prices are too high. People can’t afford groceries. Trump abandoned the American First message. This is why Republicans are getting crushed. It’s very simple.
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Breaking news to no one in Boulder:
Nebraska fans are scumbags. Who woulda thought.
NEW: Nebraska head coach Matt Rhule says his daughter was accosted after the Washington loss:
"A guy walked up to my 13-year-old daughter and was like, 'F-U and F your dad.' I'm not going to keep coaching if it means my kids grow up screwed up. I'm not going to see my daughter shook... . I'm not coaching for the guy that attacked my daughter, I'm coaching for the people in the boat."
He added: "I said to my daughter, 'If daddy’s gotta retire, if I have retire because I don’t want you guys growing up in that environment...'"
(via @HuskerOnline)
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Mel’s Snakes retweeted
sure, expand it to 24 teams...
but you'll NEVER take away our memories.
2006-2023 (the most MAGICAL era of college football)
Mel’s Snakes retweeted
The new stadium-exclusive mini cooler for Throwback Week just dropped 🔥
RT + comment for your chance to win one!
*only available at @empowerfield
Mel’s Snakes retweeted
It’s a crowded field, but I think I’d have to rank this Uncle Neely character as the single most pathetic sycophant within the extended Colorado/Coach Prime discourse realm. I find his schtick and love of issuing lectures to be utterly cretinous.
Mel’s Snakes retweeted
Broncos owners intend to secure control of MLB's Colorado Rockies, after baseball's labor situation is resolved. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Of note -- Lamont Lester Jr.'s 99.9 overall game grade vs. Georgia Tech is only the 2nd time we've given out a 99.9.
The only previous 99.9 overall game grade:
Aidan Hutchinson's 3-sack game vs. Ohio State in Week 13 of the 2021 season.
🤯🤯
The @PFN365 highest-graded EDGE, Week 1:
Lamont Lester Jr., Colorado: 99.9
Jamond Mathis, Texas Tech: 97.6
Xavier Esqillion, Georgia State: 97.1
Garrick Ponder, Baylor: 95.9
Keyshawn Johnson, Syracuse: 95.1
Leroy Harris III, Kansas: 94.6
Josaiah Knight, Western Kentucky: 94.5
Chase Kennedy, Arizona: 94.4
Elisha Baldridge, FIU: 93.3
Caleb Bacon, Penn State: 93.0
Mel’s Snakes retweeted
🔥 HARD. Buffs Season Hype Video 🦬
"Do you believe in you? One moment can change every darn thing you want in life. What are you gonna do with that moment?"
Mel’s Snakes retweeted
Here are the Browns QB numbers from the first week of training camp:
Shedeur Sanders:
64/91 | 70.3% | 4 TD | 1 INT
Deshaun Watson:
58/90 | 64.4% | 3 TD | 6 INT
Dillon Gabriel:
33/46 | 71.7% | 3 TD | 3 INT
(Data via @ESPNCleveland QB Tracker)
Mel’s Snakes retweeted
Rick George doesn't deserve his made up position in the athletic department.
Should've been fired years ago
Colorado is the only Power 4 team that hasn’t won a bowl game in the CFP era (since 2014)
The Buffaloes have only reached 3 bowl games in the last 12 years, all of which being the Alamo Bowl, and lost in blowout fashion each time.
2016: L 38-8 to OKST in Alamo Bowl
2020: L 55-23 to Texas in Alamo Bowl
2024: L 36-14 to BYU in Alamo Bowl
Not only have Buffs not won a bowl in the CFP era, they haven’t won a bowl since *2004*.
Although they went 3-9 last year and they’ve struggled to find a bowl win for over a decade, things can change quickly as we saw last season.
Indiana was with Colorado in this stat last summer before winning both the Rose Bowl and Peach Bowl and then the National Championship.
Will 2026 be the season Colorado finally wins their first bowl game in over 20 years?
