MellowCassette

In what is extremely exciting news we have received an $800,000 grant to develop the technology to turn Elon Musk inside out forever.

It is the official Mellow Cassette statement that we believe UFOs are probably slightly moist to the touch. Maybe even sticky.

Update: John does not have Covid-19 but he is still very unpleasant to know.

We’ve released a new song. Full video link in bio.

Everyone specifically asked us not to but we did it anyway. Molly’s Chambers (originally by @KingsOfLeon). youtu.be/V1T7wb-krb0

Rick Sanchez is just Zooey Glass for people who can’t read.

The Mellowest of performances for Expecting the Worst LIVE from @kckmpls last week!

Hey hey what the hell is this?

Look at this! Look at this wonder of modern technology! Look at this affront to god! This picture is also a SONG.

Lucky for you, you gorgeous fan, you have another opportunity to catch us play live on May 28th at @kckmpls

A little clip of an EP song called Kidnapped

MANGEY HEART, live from @astercafe

THANK YOU to @astercafe, @_FCBF, and everyone else that came out and supported us last night. We had a fucking blast and here’s a clip of a non-EP song called Damn Good Haunting. Thanks to Sydney for the clip!

Hips has been practicing THE FUCK out of his power stance and he’s finally ready to show it off TONIGHT at the @astercafe Music at 9!

Can’t wait to see everyone at #VapeForTheCure2019

The Noise Boys would like to remind you that we have a show at @astercafe tomorrow at 9pm. That is all.

We’re the noise boys. Comin in hot.