I heard some heroes have been getting Game Overs on purpose, just so they can spend the night getting doted on at the recovery center. Isn't that crazy??

You wouldn't make out with a piece of paper... would you? ♡ Even if she had the sweetest most lovey-dovey smoochies in the entire Mushroom Kingdom? ♡

Your fairy companion is a very very bad influence ♡

Oh noooo ♡ Pink soles on your tl? You know what to do when a girl kicks her feet up, right? Come closer ♡ Juuuust a bit more...♡ That's it ♡ Now kiss.

Awwww ♡ Are you sure you need to get up, baby? The pheromone-induced wet dreams never have to end ♡ Your head is still all fuzzy... ♡ I think you need to nuzzle it between here a tiny bit longer ♡ ♡ Just 10 more minutes?

The easiest way to defeat a party of heroes is to CONFUSE their front line ♡ Looook, she's completely lost in her own little smooch-happy world, blissfully hallucinating and attacking her own party~ I'm not even sure I could stop her at this point... Good luck back there ♡♡

Smooch 💋 chuuu 💋 mwuahh 💋 smoooooch 💋💋 Any screen with Bell on it is an immediate lipstick risk 💋 Now, be a doll and stay put while we get you nice and puckered up 💋

Brainwashing in progress! ! ♡ Sorry, bestie ♡ you've made one too many 'ironic' tweets about wanting to sniff these! Now shut up and Huuuuuuuufff ♡

Succubus librarian ♡ She's very polite and well-mannered. Until you start making noise, that is...

Huff here please?✌️

Can I sit in your lap and buy really stupid stuff on your phone??🥺

Hi bestie!!! ♡ *sniffs you* HELLO!! *humps u* Hi hi hi *sniff sniff sniff*

This is how we found her, sir... Barely responsive. Pink lipstick marks everywhere. Permanent heart eyes. Half her levels missing. All we've managed to get out of her were lazy moans... What the heck could've happened here last night??

I want to send your brain on a happy lil vacation. Your responsibilities and obligations can't reach you when you're nice and snug between here, so lets give up on adulting just for a bit. Give mama a hug?

pro tip: you can make your introverted friends more comfortable at parties by making out with them!! ♡

Converting unruly heroes into polite maids is simple. Just a few hours trapped in the Head Maid's wonderfully perfumed brainwashing chamber, and when you finally come out, all you'll be able to say is: Yes, ma'am ♡

*𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒* That's enough thinking for now, bestie ♡ sock-prison will clear up that head of yours asap I need you brainwashed before I finish my dailies so Deep breath please?

Draping my stuffy bra over your HUD so you forget all about LVLs and Status Conditions to focus on huffing up the pink steam spilling out ♡

mwah 💋 chu~ 💋 smoooochu 💋 mmmwah~ 💋 muah! 💋 hehehe 💋 chu chuu~ 💋 buchuuuuu 💋 mwah! 💋 mmmmmwah~ 💋 chu! 💋 kiss kiss 💋 smoooooch~ 💋