Meme Wars by Jimmy Fungus

BREAKING: Iran has reportedly activated its "dead hand" doctrine as Iranian officials now believe a joint U.S.-Israeli attack is imminent and have instructed the country’s armed forces to directly activate the decentralized “Mosaic Defense” doctrine, with commanders reportedly receiving extensive lists of U.S. economic and political targets to strike if war erupts, per Fars News. The activation shifts Iran's military to 31 autonomous provincial commands, designed to ensure devastating retaliatory strikes can be launched even if central leadership is decapitated in a first wave of attacks. Tehran is pre-authorizing field commanders to fire without waiting for orders from the top. It comes as Trump says the U.S. is "not negotiating" and "something will happen soon," Washington orders the complete evacuation of its embassy staff from the Gulf, and the IRGC claims to have struck seven vessels in a single night. The region is now on a hair trigger for total war.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Tonight!! The US could strike Iran, and Iran will retaliate with a force never seen before.

BREAKING: President Trump lashes out at CNN’s Kaitlan Collins for appearing in the United Nations press area after the network said it would not cover him, accusing CNN and MSNBC (MS NOW) of having a “Trump addiction.”