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Realer

@Memoi265

CEO @EmsJewelry265 | Chemical Engineer🎓| Educator| Dreadlocks Enthusiast| Basketballer🏀

 Malawi
Joined May 2020
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A big shout out to all my lovely customers for patronising @EmsJewelry265 this year 🥰🥰 Festive season special offer: Get a pair of earrings at 4,000 only🔥🔥🔥 📞0990492526
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Replying to @theresaphondo
@theresaphondo can you perform Zambezi tomorrow 🥹🥲just to ran back for the loyal fans
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I love beans so much. I just wish they didn’t give us heartburns after eating them. I could eat every day
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No one is an expert at life. We all experimenting!
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Yeah I know I’m so done when I finally go through your phone
Msizi (@msiziworld) profile pictureMsizi
@msiziworldOct 29
Women when they no longer want the relationship they go through your phone🤣
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In need of a female drinking buddy
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I know this probably sounds so toxic but I'm always ready to walk away. I don't like unnecessary stress.
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We're gonna make it friend,Today is a good day
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@PhyzixMwOct 27
As a man, nobody is coming to save you. The world won’t stop because you’re having a bad day. Get up, stay strong, keep building and take responsibility for your life. But never mistake strength for suffering in silence. It’s okay to ask for help. 🦅
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Mthigo@uMthigo_Oct 27
These iPhones are frying our hands @Apple 😒
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the content I signed up for
FAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼 (@FaijoProsper) profile pictureFAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼@FaijoProsperOct 28
Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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Wdym when I switch the FaceTime from phone to my iPad, my AirPods connection transfers with the call? Oh, Apple. 🥹
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Pamzie@justttpamOct 26
Sorry but I’m not fasting for no man
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The first rule for a man is to never rape. Nobody owes you sex. Not your girlfriend. Not your wife. Not someone who flirted with you, kissed you, or agreed to a date. Consent must be freely given, your desire never gives you ownership over another person's body.
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Never seen Priscilla in a bad stage outfit
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🤣🤣Ku banja sikothamangila please.
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I have an interesting story to tell a stranger I’m yet to meet
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Zii✨@______ziiOct 24
I’m forever an advocate of not having kids, they are so overrated. Don’t fall into the trap.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
a-LL(Mnyanga)dat.funk- (@B1Daredevilz) profile picturea-LL(Mnyanga)dat.funk-@B1DaredevilzOct 25
Koma kumucheka galu pamimba chifukwa wadya matemba was a bit extreme 😩
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MUST@mustmalawiOct 23
𝐄𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 Behind every great university are unsung heroes who keep things smoothly running. Alick Kaambankadzanja is one such person at MUST. Read more: whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbB…
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If your partner is cheating on you, the person you should confront is your partner, not the person he or she is cheating with. Your partner has made a decision to approach and sleep with other people, knowing full well that he or she is dating, engaged to, or married to you.
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