MenVSWomenJokes

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understands how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Impulse buyin is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

Men own basketball teams. Every cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understands how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Impulse buyin is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.