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Merago

@Merago
Joined January 2010
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We're pleased to reveal the 2022 line-up for the solar-powered @CroissantNeuf stage, once again bringing great live music to the Green Fields!
Image from Glastonbury Festival (@glastonbury)
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Replying to @Otto_English
In 1999, I had to ask a PR firm to take someone off the account of the charity I ran, as she was so unbelievably rude to our junior staff, including a receptionist who manned the phones. I never thought she’d end up as Home Secretary...
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Anyone got those twitter guidelines to hand? The ones about threats. Now is nuclear war on there or not? It's not. OK. Cool. Just checking teapaw.org/realDonaldTrump/status…
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@realDonaldTrump3 Jan 2018
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the β€œNuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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Strap in for a marvellous thread that some are already calling The Ballad Of Florrie & George. teapaw.org/alankelloggs/status/91…
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Twister just spotted !!!!
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@quantick 4 words you don't want to hear after sex "How's About That Then?"
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NEVER keep your money in your shoe. That way, if a shark bites your leg off then your day hasn't been totally ruined. (via @dazjenno)
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A roundabout is a spork in the road.
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You can clone yourself quite simply with the aid of a photocopier. At least, on paper.
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Double negatives are a no no.
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LADIES. Find out your porn star name by simply moving to L.A. with a view to becoming a hugely successful Hollywood actress. @adambloomie2
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The doctor said he'd give me something to make me feel better. He scribbled on a piece of paper & handed it to me. A drawing of a puppy.
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By the way, Kelvin Mackenzie - you disgusting little fucker.
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Replying to @qikipedia
@qikipedia @stephenfry Breathtaking view of the Milky Way as seen from Mars (picture courtesy of NASA and Curiosity)
Image from Gavin Warren (@gavwarren)
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Very exciting announcement coming soon...
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POLE VAULTERS are an inexpensive and high quality alternative to English vaulters. (via @daniel_mayhew)
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I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
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Happy Fathers Day motherfuckers (literally).
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WOMEN. Despite what advertisers claim, men couldn't give a shit about the size of your lashes. Buy a push-up bra instead. (via @TonyCowards)
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