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SRE/Observability; enduro MTB; vintage hi-fi & vinyl; pug n' frenchie lover; abstract photog; dilettante/tinkerer/pragmatist/goof; he/him

South Beacon Hill, Seattle
Joined April 2007
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Okay, I take back every negative thing I've ever said about Pete Carroll
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I was so proud. 😉🤣
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Merritt Bettineski retweeted
THIS is how it’s done. 🔥
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“Chaos begets chaos” quote brought to you by my partner @Saqrilege, surviving my ADHD Chaos out here with very good spirits.
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What are y’all morning routines? With my #adhd, “chaos begets chaos”. If I don’t do a routine I’m less likely to have a well-structured day & follow thru on other things cause my perfectionist brain goes, “well you already didn’t do the first thing right!” & it feels harder.
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Over 41 million Americans rely on Adderall. It's time for the FDA and DEA to get serious about fixing this shortage. I'm pressing federal officials to get to the bottom of this crisis once and for all. oregoncapitalinsider.com/new…
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Merritt Bettineski retweeted
I’ve been reluctant to try ChatGPT. Today I got over that reluctance. Now I understand why I was reluctant. The value of 90% of my skills just dropped to $0. The leverage for the remaining 10% went up 1000x. I need to recalibrate.
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Merritt Bettineski retweeted
ENGINEER 1: your engagement is tanking bc you're less popular ELON: you're fired ENGINEER 2: your engagement is tanking... because.. uh... you're TOO popular ELON: i like this guy
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Merritt Bettineski retweeted
Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign
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One thing you never really hear people say is “This [store/bank/service/etc.] has really gotten better since the merger!”
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All this madness in the house is happening becouse merrick garland has abdicated his oath of office - by refusing to hold elected official who were a part of the coup - accountable to the rule of law. If you ask for a pardon it’s an admission of guilt
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88% of White Christians voted for Herschel Walker who threatened to blow his wife’s brains out, abandon his kids and paid for several abortions instead of… Reverend Raphael Warnock who served as pastor at Ebenezer Baptist… the same church Dr. Martin Luther King was pastor. 🤔
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Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant
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I suspect many of those determined to vote against Democrats in the midterms because of inflation don’t realize it’s a global phenomenon — and the Republicans have no real plan to address it. – at Scottsdale, AZ
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A conman doesn't have to be smart. They just have to be smarter than the mark. Anyway, enjoy the rally.
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If you believe that a 16 year old is not “mature enough” to have an abortion but that she is “mature enough” to be forced to become a mother, you are an idiot and an asshole.
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Trevor Noah: we can see the GOP is only pro law enforcement when the law isn't enforcing them.
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Do you know how fucking guilty you have to be for a federal judge that you appointed to sign off on a search warrant issued by an FBI director that you also appointed and executed by a DOJ attorney that you also appointed?
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Merritt Bettineski retweeted
BREAKING: Adam Kinzinger says the January 6 committee will secure Ginni Thomas' testimony and will NOT treat her differently "because of her last name." Let's f*cking gooo!
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