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Jess

@MessJorin

you're so vain, you'll probably think these tweets are about you.

 New York, USA
Joined August 2012
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This is your annual reminder that nobody needs to see a video of fireworks on your Instagram story.
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What a road it’s been. #HU5KIES
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Congrats to UConn! Undeniably the best basketball program in the country the last 25 years. #uconn
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This guy is picking against the Huskies? @stoolpresidente
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Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente29 Mar 2023
By the way I think UConn is very good and it certainly wouldn't shock me if they beat Miami. But it would shock me if it doesn't come down to the wire. Miami is by far best team they've played. It's a coin flip to me.
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Unless you got a dog. I wanna see him.
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🚨Here’s your yearly reminder that posting photos of your Christmas gifts makes you an asshole🚨
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That’s our boy
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It is time @TheClemReport
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I may be flawed but at least I didn’t refer to my significant other as “my turkey” on social media this thanksgiving.
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Taylor Hawkins' son, Shane Hawkins, performing "My Hero" with Foo Fighters ❤️
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Yes yes you should definitely take lots of videos of these fireworks. You will definitely watch the videos later
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This is your annual reminder that nobody needs to see a video of fireworks on your Instagram story.
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Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they leave mean comments on celebrity’s Instagram posts.
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The Ultimatum is spectacular. It makes Love Is Blind look regular and well adjusted. It makes the Bachelor look like true love. More dramatic than Shakespeare, more toxic than Chernobyl.
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One of life’s simplest pleasures is opening a tin foiled wrapped sandwich by the pool or beach, throwing chips on it and cracking open a cold can of coke
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Moment of appreciation for the one and only, Trent. 🧳
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Not John Mayer dragging Lisa Barlow 😭 #RHOSLC
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I know I’m late but I am officially on the Joe Burrow train
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That homemade Swish. @TheClemReport @joetucci3
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this piece of paper belongs in the Smithsonian #SummerHouse
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