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@MessiEverything

Former fútbol bullshitter. Taking my talents to tennis. Federer & Iga Swiatek

Joined September 2020
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India and Mexico
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@seqCharmNov 3
Countries Ranked by Their Illegal Immigration Situation
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Florida is a fucking disgrace man. How are you still voting for that predator after all he’s done. Uneducated fucking idiots. Messi have some shame and change that shit bruh
Lucian the Dummy (@LuciTheViper) profile pictureLucian the Dummy@LuciTheViperNov 4
Replying to @wa0wiee
HOW THE FUCK DID WE WIN BOTH KANSAS AND TEXAS?
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MESSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Scalohitler looked at this chap and decided to hand the keys to “RDP” and “Nico González”
Sudanalytics (@sudanalytics_) profile pictureSudanalytics
@sudanalytics_Oct 30
NICO PAZ, DEJATE DE JODER. 🤯🇦🇷
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nasty nutmeg from Layonel
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Messi and Studio Ghibli 😭😭😭
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vague race victimism gimmick in 2026
BB (@b3b_e) profile pictureBB@b3b_eOct 27
And here comes the white guy pushing the humble hardworking gimmick against two black players who continue to always be better than him in every aspect. Being black means you have to work twice as hard to prove you’re the same as the white man and 3 times to prove you’re better.
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Making an important racial and social cause look unserious over a few likes on “the internet” and fulfilling an artificial self-need to feel like you give a real damn about it
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LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO TOP TEN OF THE BALLON D’OR AT 3,900,000 YEARSSSS OOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD
Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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From this list: 10. Rodri (get that filthy robber off the road) 9. Haaland 8. Messi 7. Dembelé 6. Fabián Ruíz 5. Kvaratskhelia 4. Yamal 3. Olise 2. Mbappé 1. Kane
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alright brother we get it
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King of the people.
Sudanalytics (@sudanalytics_) profile pictureSudanalytics
@sudanalytics_Oct 22
❤️🇦🇷🇪🇸 Lionel Messi decidió ROMPER EL PROTOCOLO e ir a firmar autógrafos a la gente que fue a verlo en España.
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ain’t no way france football scammed millions of euros of rapey rony fans all around the world. gotta love them ffs
Neal 🇦🇺 (@NealGardner_) profile pictureNeal 🇦🇺
@NealGardner_Oct 22
Genuinely cannot believe they had the audacity to charge money for this… Worse is, probably made ridiculous amounts off it 🤦‍♂️
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The Ballon d'Or website has confirmed that the new 'Ballon d'Or Of All Time' (B.O.A.T.) award is NOT the Super Ballon d'Or. The B.O.A.T. is simply an online fan vote and will NOT be presented as a physical trophy at the ceremony. The Super Ballon d'Or remains a separate, official award that has only been handed out ONCE in history, to Alfredo Di Stéfano in 1989. There are currently NO plans or confirmed date to award the Super Ballon d'Or again.
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Cook Mbabum and Offendernaldo, my king
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@TouchlineXOct 22
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Leo Messi on his most important career goals: "The goals I scored in the World Cup final were among the most important of my career because of what they meant, the occasion and the magnitude of the match." "I also treasure goals scored for Barcelona in Champions League finals and El Clásico matches."
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From what I’ve seen Agüero definetely *peaked* the highest
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All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk) profile pictureAll About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkOct 22
Which Argentina player had the highest peak you've ever witnessed, excluding Messi? 🇦🇷
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I mean, are we serious bro
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Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile pictureTom Bogert
@tombogertOct 21
Voting for MLS end of season awards officially opened today... and I IMPLORE anyone else with an official ballot to wait until, you know, all of the games have been played to submit your ballot. This is my uninteresting PSA. Thank you.
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Scaloni will deadarse burn in hell for leaving Nico Páz on the bench in the World Cup, he genuinely need to pay for his crimes bro. His cowardness robbed us of back to back World Cup trophies and WC Golden Balls
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