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Taking my ass BACK to Malibu

Cincinnati, OH
Joined May 2009
6’1 All my limbs are long 😉😏
how tall are y’all? Let me see a full body picture 😍📸
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I could go for a lil corner piece rn 😩
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SANTA FUCKIN BABY is a SLUTS CHRISTMAS ANTHEM!!
To be fair, there are some heaux-ish Holiday songs. Get behind me, Chloe 😭
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I DO NOT allow anybody that’s HETERO to use any of these things when addressing me… Hell I actually despise the finger tapping in general
three things i hate we as gays didnt gatekeep: - finger tapping - PONK honorary mention: the phrase “clock that (tea)”
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Took long enough.. AS IF HEAVENLY wasn’t the first sign of hushing his ass up
Carlos King announces that he’s pivoting & will no longer be interviewing housewives or anyone from Bravo after his interview with Andy cohen, what’s y’all’s take on this? 🤔 #rhop #rhoslc
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ummm that the cameraman is SHITTY !?
what did we learn?
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Poor Sheree… she did in fact choose the wrong team! 🥴 We lost her after this reunion and the network began to PLAY ALL UP IN HER FACE 😩
The second screenshot:
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If yal ever see me whoopin somebody’s ass, PLEASE DO NOT RECORD it 😩 Posting it is snitching
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I can’t stand an ol “I fuck/had him” ass nigga! BITCH WHO CARES, I don’t plan on discussing you when I have him 🙂‍↔️🤣😂
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Brunch; keep the food, give me the VIBE!
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EVER!!! cause baby FUCK YA!
I’ve never been boy crazy. Yes, niggas be fine but I will never act like you’re the last nigga on Earth.
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I called this girl a “Filthy Bitch” today because she was in my way… I can’t tell you how good it made me feel! Ppl have been working my nerves this 4th Quarter of the year
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Damn that was so Good….. I wanna make him some Hamburger Helper 👋🏾
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A fucking MAN! 😮‍💨
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And this is why I no longer engage with Beyoncé discourse on here. These people never seen The Beyoncé Experience DVD or live album.
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Fun Fact: Me, Myself & I was my LEAST favorite song of hers until I saw it performed here way back then! 😮‍💨😮‍💨
I’m so glad this concert is making a resurgence. Especially this part. That run has a well established corner in my mind.
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I’m sick of Mary! Last week we agreed that you can’t tell ANYBODY how to respond to disrespect, right? Welp, Angie wasn’t wrong mentioning Mary’s husband and child 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Yall not gone like this, and I don’t give a damn…. But I’m not on Mary’s side tonight Love her down, but she pretty much antagonized that entire situation. And while we’re here, yes Angie’s comment was still cringe and I wish she hadn’t said it. #RHOSLC
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🙂‍↕️ Gentle Parenting 🫶🏾
My daughter decided not to go to school today. So I made her clean up all day. Bet she don’t do that shit no more
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