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Heaux Squidward

@MetsMissy

Sorry, I'm annoying🤷‍♀️ Jerry Blevins said we're friends😊 Cashapp/Venmo: missygson #LFGM #Knicks #NYG #ilovelabatt #ninjafam #forevercold

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Joined August 2010
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The New York fucking Mets
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Tonight is about fresh pasta and my first Christmas movie of the year🙌🏼🥰
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Jose Canseco
@JoseCansecoNov 5
On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker
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I just wanted to say we love Jose
Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) profile pictureJose Canseco
@JoseCansecoNov 5
Replying to @itsJohnRocker
Racist pigs like you don’t deserve a platform
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Jose Canseco for speaker of the house
Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) profile pictureJose Canseco
@JoseCansecoNov 5
Replying to @itsJohnRocker
Racist pigs like you don’t deserve a platform
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Very sad today
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Okay I am LESS sad, my coworker told me I’m really good at my job🥰
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The Mean Gay 👚@TheMeanGayXNov 4
Texas is blue. Everybody say: Thank you, Kacey Musgraves.
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Novig
@NovigNov 5
Jalen Brunson OUTSCORED the entire Chicago Bulls team in the FIRST QUARTER! 😭🔥
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remx@biigremNov 4
“Once you run out of Gmail storage, you’ll stop receiving emails.” OKAY, THEN MAKE IT EASIER TO DELETE THOUSANDS OF EMAILS AT ONCE. AND WHEN I CLICK “UNSUBSCRIBE” OR “REPORT SPAM,” ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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Madeline Hill
@mad_hillNov 4
America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now
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abet@abetblessingsNov 4
how can i make this about kacey musgraves
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
James Talarico has won the U.S. Senate election in Texas, defeating Republican Ken Paxton. (via NBC) He becomes the first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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the livia@toucan_evilNov 4
This is making me so emotional actually. He got to experience this
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Danielle (@DLVermeer) profile pictureDanielle@DLVermeerNov 4
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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I hope this is how I go out
Danielle (@DLVermeer) profile pictureDanielle@DLVermeerNov 4
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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Ravi Gupta
@RaviMGuptaNov 4
The last time Kansas elected a Democratic Senator, Herbert Hoover was president, Babe Ruth was playing for the Yankees, and Elvis hadn’t been born.
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Idk why but every once in a while I wake up and I am just STARVING and unfortunately today is one of those days
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My boss is awesome and told me to go run and get food and talked me out of going to the closer place because it’s dirty😂
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Broward Stern@KnowbodysTweetsNov 3
Autism wasn’t diagnosed in the 80s like it is today. It was much more strict and was overwhelmingly reserved for severe cases. Now a wider spectrum is recognized.
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@SpankHortonNov 3
It went from 1 out of 10,000 kids havin autism spectrum disorder in the 80’s to 1 out of 31 kids having it today smh
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B.W. Carlin
@BaileyCarlinNov 4
Why what happened
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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This came up in my memories from 3 years ago🥹🥹I miss Swiss being a tiny lil babe I can throw in a bag and bring anywhere
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Sad New York Fan@SadNYGuyNov 4
The Knicks genuinely saved America
Yuni⚯͛🔮💍🏆 (@DNetxy) profile pictureYuni⚯͛🔮💍🏆@DNetxyNov 4
The country saw the summer NYC just had and decided they wanted to join in
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