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Weekly insight into the New York Metropolitans with Toots, a disgruntled fan who shoots from the hip.

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It is the Democrats’ turn to not release the Epstein files!
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Republicans lost for precisely 1 reason: Trump went to war for Israel. The economic costs of the war (gas at $4.50, diesel at $6), the war itself (a betrayal of Trump’s core promise of “no new wars”), and what the war represents (proof that we are controlled by a foreign nation). Trump should be ashamed of himself.
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You have two options this midterms Data Centers, Trannys and Illegals Or Data Centers, Zionist and War Oh you wanted lower taxes and not war.....tough shit. Next time vote even harder!
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I hate how much I love this app
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Should have been focused on mass deportations instead of fighting a war for Israel🤷🏼‍♂️
Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) profile pictureKeith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 30
BREAKING: In leaked audio, Ted Cruz warns: “We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The quoted audio is from Ted Cruz's public podcast episode released today, not leaked audio. youtube.com/watch?v=xiFTI2… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bar… wsj.com/livecoverage/m…
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adam@FeebleTeamFanOct 29
Little shit doesn’t even know what it’s like to watch a bad team lmfao Fuck off kid
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 29
“This is the happiest day of my life” This means everything to this young Brewers fan
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Life as a Jets fan
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@jack_bfrOct 15
Judge: “I herby sentence you to watch the Savannah Bananas halftime show with Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce calling the game”
Old Row Sports (@OldRowSports) profile pictureOld Row Sports
@OldRowSportsOct 15
BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel
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The Yankees picking their opponent every October

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Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) profile pictureJeff Passan
@JeffPassanOct 8
Major League Baseball proposed cutting the regular-season schedule from 162 games to 154 games in a bargaining session with the MLBPA today. Also part of its proposal: higher seeds in playoffs get to choose their opponents, and division series expand to seven games.
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The Brewers, Rays and one of the White Sox/Guardians are going to be 3 of the final 4 teams standing and yet the owners are about to try to convince you that small market teams just can’t compete without a salary cap. Don’t let them lie to you.
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That’s a wrap. #Mets
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Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) profile pictureAnthony DiComo
@AnthonyDiComoSep 15
With tonight's loss in the books, the Mets have been mathematically eliminated from postseason contention.
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It was Labor Day weekend 1976 when Frank Sinatra reunited Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Phil Leotardo was there, he cried. – at Brooklyn, NY
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Netanyahu appeals to Israeli voters by boasting that he manipulated Trump: “it took a long time to get the US to come to its senses” but I finally got it to attack Iran due to my “influence” over its leaders through “1000 hours on American television”
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Mitch McConnell has been dead since June 4th and both parties are covering it up. America has officially become a banana republic.
The Artist known as Jess (@ElofsonJess) profile pictureThe Artist known as Jess
@ElofsonJessAug 24
Did Mitch McConnell die on June 4th on the Senate floor? No living person sits that still for 20 hours.
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WE GOT JUMP KICKS FROM THE TOP ROPE AT THE WHITE SOX GAME
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Us Weekly (@usweekly) profile pictureUs Weekly
@usweeklyAug 14
Legendary Four Seasons frontman Frankie Valli is ready to retire, according to the singer's brother. usmagazine.com/entertainment…
Frankie Valli Addresses Brother Bobby’s ‘False’ Comments About Presumed Retirement

Frankie Valli Addresses Brother Bobby’s ‘False’ Comments About Presumed Retirement

Frankie Valli plans to retire from performing after 75 years, according to the singer’s brother

usmagazine.com
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Carson Benge! 98.1 mph That’s the 3rd-fastest tracked OF assist by a Mets player under Statcast (2015) He now has each of the top 3, with 100.0 mph on 7/24 and 98.2 mph on 7/10 Benge is the only MLB player with 3 98+ mph OF assists this season (only Jordan Walker even has 2)
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBAug 15
Carson Benge delivers a strike to the plate for an inning-ending double play!
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This entire country is just immigrants coming here to commit fraud while the actual citizens struggle. So fuckin sick of it.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostAug 4
Post reporter confronts senior daycare centers in Flushing, Queens after accusations of rampant fraud trib.al/TCeMljv
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They laid off fathers who worked at espn for over 20 years for a lady who’s getting her nails done instead of scheduling it for after work. So disappointed in you Disney and espn this should be a write up or grounds for termination
Jaime Lardis (@JaimeLardis) profile pictureJaime Lardis
@JaimeLardisJul 31
How are we suppose to take Monica McNutt serious when she’s on ESPN getting a manicure while reporting. Smh
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