EMPLOYMENT STATUS: LAID OFF!
Being fired for leading this mass resignation isn't our loss—rather a freedom from this wicked place. No need for formality, we're proud to walk away.
I, Fauzi B, am officially laid off, laid-back, and 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸.