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my (non cheating) club UTB🔴⚪️
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Harry Kane probably the worst player to ever win the Ballon d’Or
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
He may be onto something here
Someone genuinely tell me the difference between these two seasons...
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
What success mate? 0 trophies won in England and 0 trophies won for England. Ran to Germany to win the easiest trophy possible which holds 0 value So lemme ask you again. What success?
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Pas de Coupe du monde. Pas de Ligue des champions. Pas de finale jouée en Coupe du monde Pas de finale jouée en Ligue des champions. Pas meilleur joueur de Bundesliga. Pas meilleur joueur de Ligue des champions. Pas meilleur joueur de Coupe du monde. Pas meilleur buteur de Ligue des champions. Pas meilleur buteur de Coupe du monde. Pas le joueur le plus impressionnant de son club. Pas le joueur le plus impressionnant de son pays. Et malgré tout ça, Ballon d’Or. On est peut-être face au pire Ballon d’Or de l’histoire.
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Kylian Mbappé won the Golden Boot at the World Cup, in the Champions League, and in La Liga. Bundesliga Player of the Season: Olise Bayern Player of the Season: Olise Champions League Player of the Season: Kvara La Liga Player of the Season: Lamine Yamal World Cup winner: Yamal England Player of the Year: Jude Bellingham He didn’t win any Player of the Tournament award, but sure, Harry Kane is the Ballon d’Or winner. Make it make sense pls
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Oh, he's lost it, hasn't he? This is exactly how he reacts every time he loses a major final.
🚨🚨 Harry Kane and the Bayern Munich squad have arrived in London for the Ballon d'Or! ✅
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Aidan Morris vs Bolton Ran out of superlatives a long time ago on this guy, just watch🇺🇸
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Tears in my eyes, Boro are going on a promotion charge and there’s no “Next up: Coventry (a)” on the horizon to ruin everything
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
A better clip here 🤪🤣 – at Wolviston, England
Such a great atmosphere and togetherness in this group at the minute 👏 👌. #utb @boro
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Conway is a litmus test as Boro fan. If you think hes shite do yourself a favour and please never ever be in my vicinity
"The gaffer spoke to me and I bought into it. I could have chucked my toys out the pram saying 'I want to be the no.9', but that's not me. I just want to play and help the team in any way. I'm learning every day to be a left-winger and feel I'm getting better and more confident every week. Hopefully the goals and assists continue to come." - Tommy Conway 👏 #Boro | #UTB | bbc.in/4yQA9yH 🔊
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
This was easily the best day of the year and it’s not even close. Never had a dopamine hit like it
This was a very dark day
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Will Lankshear - Early Days in Red
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Inevitable.
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Allow this you fat spastic @WestHam_Central
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Last season Hellberg had to rely on the likes of Burgzorg, Hansen, Castledine, Silvera from the bench. Last night he was able to bring on Conway, McGree, Arfsten, Jospeh. Arfsten ➡️ McGree ➡️ Borges ➡️ ⚽️ That’s the difference, we’ve gone from 12/13 players to having a squad.
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Doesn't care. Spent the next 20 tweets complaining about the referee. Doesn't care though. Honest. He doesn't care. Nah, really. He doesn't care, honestly. Does. Not. Care.
City 🔴 Result won't exist in a couple of months. Don't care.
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Up The Boro 👊 Then. Now. Always. ❤️
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Thick as fuck man
🤣 "Is texting a woman cheating?" 👀 "You're a disgrace!" Jason Cundy & Jamie O'Hara discuss 'Spygate' and it takes a left turn!
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Andrew🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Tonda Eckert handed a 6 weeks ban for spygate 🕵️‍♂️ #Boro | #UTB | #EFL
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Any spares for Saturdays game in south stand #boro
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