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I live in a perpetual state of YASSIS!

Joined March 2011
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I call you ndithi lets go out, ubhale istatus ba the streets are calling. Bani iistreets? Ndim?
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Nothing like a Steelworis on a hot day – at Sandton, South Africa
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Fair. Kutheni ungandinikanga exclusive rights zokubasela ndikuncome for atleast a few hours? "Hayi lantso!", "Yeses! Maba kuyeke baby", "Ou yakho iyakwazi ukhetha rhaa!" Hlala noo "you ate" and "perioddd" bakho😡😭 – at Sandton, South Africa
If you’re going to post your selfie on social media first then send it to me, shem you can keep it. Even if you send it to me first then 2 minutes later post it on social media, I’ll delete it. We are all your boyfriend mos 🥺
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Random thought. How awesome would it be if driving ranges offered the balls or a variant of what you play on the course? I'd pay a premium for a bucket of Callaway supersofts or the like to practice. I know certain exclusive golf clubs overseas offer this for their pro members. – at Sandton, South Africa
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Only God and my lovely ancestors could’ve made this possible 🙏🏾 Early Bird tickets going fast. We’re making a magic experience for you here 🥺🔥 📅 5 December 2026 📍 The River Cabin, Fourways 🎟️ Buy your Tickets on Howler: LeXhosa.howler.co.za
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This is when international gigs annoy me. Now my day ends later because bayonqena uvuka kuse mnyama. Now I must daylight save kodwa ilanaga litshona ngo7pm – at Sandton, South Africa
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🤣 – at Sandton, South Africa
This wasn't a standup set, this was therapy. She said that shit with her whole chest and years of built up tension behind it 🤣😂🤣
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Is Rassie losing the dressing room with that Markus Muller pick? – at Sandton, South Africa
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🤣🤣🤣 – at Sandton, South Africa
lento iqala ngo fihla u last seen ku WhatsApp, uLock'e profile kuFacebook then ubone sewufihla ii-scones emingcwabeni.
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Moerat ulapha kaphinda😭 – at Sandton, South Africa
🇿🇦 Rassie Erasmus names his 37-man Springboks squad, which includes SIX uncapped players. 👶 Yaqeen Ahmed 👶 Sebastian de Klerk 👶 Luan Giliomee 👶 Markus Muller 👶 Riley Norton 👶 Emmanuel Tshituka ✖️ Cheslin Kolbe ✖️ Eben Etzebeth ✖️ Handre Pollard ✖️ Andre Esterhuizen
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Fana🇵🇸 retweeted
They're also trans and fat, as you can see. Please put them down before you turn into a thique hijabi they/them. PROTECT YOURSELF BLACK MAN!! 💪🏿💪🏿
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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"I want to live in his skin" 😭 – at Sandton, South Africa
You will not come across this in Africa 😆😆😆😆 #videosvuvu
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Let me go set myself up to work on the couch and watch this test match – at Sandton, South Africa
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If you ever pick up golf as a sport, don't ever let that feeling of a clean long shot or drive convince you that you're okay. Obsess over your mid(approach) game and short game. I lost so many strokes at the weekend on my approach(100m or less), chips and putting. – at Sandton, South Africa
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Preserving tradition🤣 – at Sandton, South Africa
I’m watching dudes make girls drink Absolut Vodka in this great year of 2026. I am so glad we haven’t lost culture to that extent
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Pap and braai meat are tooo good man
Braai enepapa 🤢
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Is this how he really speaks? Akakho nje eTvini mos? – at Sandton, South Africa
B.U says Mac G was paying them 12 K before he left the network.
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Inobuxelegu lonto – at Sandton, South Africa
Did sons-in-law ask for lobola refunds before or laba abakhwenyana bezintsuku zokgcina?👀 #IzinkomoZamalobolo
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Masixole tweets organizations as singular. I mean I know noba ngumntu omnye who handles the account but still. It's hilarious to me🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣 I love these types of anecdotes – at Sandton, South Africa
Hilarious af😂😂😂 What garbage are we being fed in terms of commentary.
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