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Graphic Designer. Marketing Consultant. Print Broker.

Joined October 2008
Photo by ۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗMiami Slim (@MiamiSlim)Photo by ۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗMiami Slim (@MiamiSlim)
Make your first shot your best shot because it could be your last shot.
I’m not going to lie. I hate making sandwiches. I love eating them but making them can just be taxing to say the least.
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fUUUUUUUCkkk
First trailer for the ‘LORD OF WAR’ sequel, starring Nicolas Cage and Bill Skarsgård. In theaters on January 22, 2027.
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The OF girls are about to have a time
Bend It, Wrap It, Light It! This bendable LED light holds its shape for hands-free illumination, making it easy to light up car engines, dark vents, spaces under furniture, and more. Get it now =>fismap.co/27le
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Sorry not sorry, this is incredibly chic. To be 97, dressed up, having fun on your birthday and then call it a day. Perfection 10 out 10 Vito.
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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I love their videos🤣
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never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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This would make me cry lmao
Her friend gave her an open bag of chips as part of her birthday gift
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I need Keith Lee to go to DaBaby's No Knife restaurant at some point. They clearly need help.
🤖 Made with AI
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Your odds of being taken out by a private jet while leaving Walmart is very low. But not zero….
BREAKING: New footage captures the aircraft crash in Greenacres, Florida. Preliminary information suggests the aircraft that crashed is a business jet.
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Zodiac signs running from their fears! 😂
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"Change to what? A sinnaaa????" LMAOOOO
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Good content
Somebody in the comments said, “that plate has a 730 credit score” 🤣🤣
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Red Baron Delivery guy is the most-based man of the month, can we get a GoFundMe for this real one
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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Man was dumped over text for predicting 2024 election
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I can only imagine how he tortures them at home if he can do this outside 🤭🤭 I don die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This was outstanding! He made this video for his wife on how he first met her!! They are 23 years strong and this was one of her birthday surprises! This was so adorable and nostalgic . One of the best things you can give someone for their birthday is memories, old and new ones.
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Treat yourself, king.
A Redditor is going all out for GTA 6, buying an entire living room setup just for the game. He picked up a 77 inch TV, a PS5 Pro, and a full sound system to make sure his Vice City experience hits different. [via/ Reddit whoisxander]
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Brand new humanoid bodyguard robot, showcasing martial arts skills, powerful kicks that dent cars, backflips, and the ability to lift a vehicle during a staged rescue. The robot reportedly has a maximum battery endurance of 8 hours.
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