@MibshaD

🌸 Simple life, complicated thoughts

Joined January 2026
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A man asked me out. We had plans to meet. I got all gussied up and I sent him a text that asked "are we still on for tonight?" And he responded with "I wish, but I am still cooking and you never sent nudes." So, in all my cuteness, I went to Fresco y Mas and got some bread and a tomato and made myself a delicious sandwich and turned on some murder shows...
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If HR asks how many children you have, never say: No children 2 children 4 children Instead say:
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Post-menopausal women are a little inconvenient for the patriarchy. We've stopped needing permission, stopped apologizing for having opinions, and developed a suspicious lack of interest in being pleasant.
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More exciting news from Dallas: the $5000 checks will be personally delivered by Mitch McConnell! And there will also be a coupon for a free Chick fil A chicken biscuit every Sunday! So much winning
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Blaming a 14 year-old girl for being kidnapped by her father, assaulted by her father, impregnated by her father, forced to carry that baby for nine months by her father, forced to give birth on the side of the road by her father, and yet they are blaming her as if she’s an equal participant with the ability to give consent. This is America
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The sexiest thing a man can do is make your nervous system feel safe enough to soften.
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Guy at checkout reads the sweatshirt: “Comfortable Making Mediocre Men Uncomfortable.” “That’s sexist.” Woman: “Which word?” “Mediocre.” “That’s not a sex.” Woman in front of them starts laughing. Guy: “You know what it’s implying.” Woman: “I do now.”
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If my daughter was 12 and she got pregnant, she absolutely would NOT be having the baby. She would be getting the proper health care she needs because her body is not prepared for her to deliver a child and her life would be at risk if she did. That health care would be to end the pregnancy which is an abortion. Period.
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I just said to my dad "Americans who work 8-5 5x a week deserve to have a car, house and eat." He responded with "why" These are the people we're dealing with
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Since men were so outraged by the Lindsay Clancy case, I'm sure they are going to be just as angry about the woman in Austria who was literally raped death. And that her husband drugged her and let other men rape her. And the fact that her TEENAGE DAUGHTER found her body. Right?
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Girl to girl… being a provider isn’t about how much money he spends. It’s about how naturally he wants to make your life easier through effort, consistency, time, care, and responsibility, most men just think it’s ALL about money. Sometimes it’s about you telling him you had a rough week and he just takes care of you mentally, emotionally and physically which can all be free...
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Lindsay chose the meds. Lindsay chose not to check herself in. Lindsay chose to get her husband out of the house. She chose one child. Then another. Then another. Choice. After choice. After choice. Tell me I’m wrong. 🤷‍♂️
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I was today years old, and 9 months pregnant, when I learned that the medication given to induce labor is the abortion pill.
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👋 Doctor here Bernie Sanders proposed cutting ICE’s $75 billion funding increase and using it for healthcare. I am down with that.
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Saw someone pose the question, “When will White Women be held accountable for raising Mass Shooters, the way Black Women are blamed for raising ‘Thugs’?” & I just need answers.
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Toxic feminism is killing our society and toxic masculinity is the only thing that will save it.
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Women aren’t “hard to diagnose.” We were just accidentally studied as decorative objects for about 2,000 years.
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"Our daughter in law instructed us to not post our granddaughter on social media, but she doesn't have Facebook so she won't know teehee 🤭🤭🤭" If you thought I was a safe person to share that information with, you're dead wrong. Im blasting you to your daughter in law the moment I see her or find her.
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from girl to girl: disappoint your family as early and as quickly as possible so that you can live freely in peace
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7 products I don’t bring into my home after 7 years as a surgical oncologist: • Golf clubs • Anything magenta • Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets • Melon (except watermelon) • Moths • Lilies • Reusable bags with cheesy sayings on them Not because any of these cause cancer, because I don’t like any of these things. Lilies are also toxic to my feline overlords. There is no magic list of things you can avoid to prevent cancer. “Non toxic living” is a scam.
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My sister proposed AND announced her pregnancy at my wedding. So when it came to her big day, I showed up in gray. Yeah, you read that right. It was my wedding day, everything I dreamed of. Then her boyfriend, J.C., grabs the mic and PROPOSES to her. Right there. Okay, shocking. But THEN she takes the mic and announces she's PREGNANT. At MY wedding reception. Suddenly, it wasn't about me and Daveed anymore.
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