MìceDeRésistance

Let me tell you a story. It's a story of territorial struggle, multi-generational inter-species conflict, larceny, and traps, with acts of sabotage, entrapment, insurgency and most of all, love of Chocolate. I'd like to tell you the story of the CandyMouse. Hero of the people.

We've intercepted reports of widespread trapping, starting in the kitchenlands tonight. Stay safe out there. These are dark days to have a tail.

The warden's goons managed to tail a careless mouse to a longstanding resistance safehouse behind the microwave. The place is swarming with enforcers wielding bleach. If you have contacts in the underground, tell them it isn't safe to return now. The jig is up!

A COVER-UP INDEED! This reporter has just learned that during the prison camp's media blackout, the prisoner known as "Charlie" did indeed give birth to a litter of 5, some weeks ago. Expect Details as they can be confirmed!

"Like most private prisons, we have no incentive or mandate for public accountability or transparency," prison officials said in a terse statement this morning, responding to accusations that this account had been quiet for a while, with far too few pictures of mice.

Delay since last update due to it's taken to confirm rumors of fraternization between prisoners and guards. We're getting unconfirmed reports that Charlie, the world's most adorable mouse, is licking peanut butter from the guards fingertips. Something is up.

The CandyMouse is still at large, following his daring escape, and subsequent rescue of his former cellmate codename:PastaMouse from solitary, last month. Authorities say their hopes to recapture these legendary fugitives is dwindling.

Advocates for so-called Catch&Release policies scored a big win this week, when this unnamed prisoner was apprehended in the kitchen and turned loose in the wild rather than entering indefinite detention awaiting trial.

Officials reluctantly confirm that there has been another escape, bringing the camp's record to a dismal 1 out of 5 prisoner retention rate. "It's beginning to feel like catch&release," the Warden told local newspapers on Monday.

"He didn't appear to find it persuasive," the Warden was quoted in an interview this week, responding to questions about whether he'd really tried to reassure a prisoner, "I don't eat mice."

Life is hard on the inside, but Cute Endures

After some prison yard scraps with newcomers to the camp, prison officials confirm that Shawn (street name PastaMouse) has been removed from GenPop and placed in solitary confinement.

WANTED FUGITIVE: street name - CandyMouse If seen, be advised not to approach. He'll cute the hell out of you. Please report sightings to the authorities immediately.

The guard implicated in the CandyMouse escape appears to be taking his departure hard. One can only guess at what kind of bond had formed there, but in his absence, she mopes great mopes. Some relationships survive on the outside... others don't.

We here at MìceDeRésistance hope that if the CandyMouse is reading this, he knows that we salute him for his daring, swift exploitation of opportunity, and general mouse-hood. Stay strong out there, hero, avoid the traps!

The CandyMouse's former cellmate is reportedly despondent, having slept through the escape. Witnesses claim he's been spotted just staring through the bars, between attempts to locate his friend.

Details are surfacing regarding the escape - Apparently, one of the guards, known to be fond of the CandyMouse, has been detained for questioning regarding her role in the unscheduled maintenance he exploited to break out. Negligence or Corruption? You Decide!

BREAKING NEWS - Early morning reports of a prison break have been Confirmed! The CandyMouse is once again at large!!!

Guards, in an attempt to entice the prisoners to exercise, spread peanut butter on the gym equipment today. Thus far, this has been met with predictable confusion.