Man like Laporsch ( Laporsch gadget)

Portugal estará sempre em mim

Death to riggers, to despots, to do-or-diers of our politics.

The way you people are fighting for your right to live in a man’s house before marriage. I hope you know it benefits men the most? Lol

Outside all the noise it’s good to see that the good one does actually impacts lives and Pple actually appreciate! The support I’m seeing for VDM everywhere is encouraging.. makes one want to do more for the masses ❤️ FREE MY GUY

if a girl declines your outing more than 3 times, just leave her alone.

When the teacher asks you to solve a question on the board but you have 207 bones instead of 206

Good Morning @ekitistategov @MinofinfoEKSG @biodunaoyebanji Six months without electricity in a community in Ijero-Ekiti, and residents have resorted to buying a device called “Jaza” just to charge their phones. In 2026? This is absolutely unacceptable! Where are the local government chairman, councillors and other elected representatives? Is this how we expect our communities to develop? This is one of the reasons Ekiti State is not progressing as rapidly as it should. How can we attract serious investors when basic infrastructure like electricity is lacking? What investor wants to establish a business in an environment where there is no reliable power supply? The government needs to wake up, investigate this situation and restore electricity. Development cannot happen in darkness, and the people of Ijero deserve better!

Many of you are blinded by hatred for APC and the Yoruba people that you refuse to acknowledge what the government is doing. In 2025, I applied for a N5m LSETF loan and was granted N2m for 15 months, with just N122k interest. I’m almost done repaying it and will be applying again. How many states offer their residents this opportunity? Did Peter Obi provide anything similar when he governed Anambra?

Sevimli köpeği görmezden gelenlere 88 yıl kötü şans.

The Old Trafford curse✅ The PL trophy curse✅ The Anfield curse✅ Which other curse do you want him to break this season?

So….. me and this girl had a disagreement around past 12 a.m. at her place. She told me to leave her home. I took my keys and went straight home, turned off my phone, and slept. In the morning, I got a call from an unknown number. I hesitated to pick up, but I eventually did. When I did, I realized it was a doctor calling to inform me that my woman had been rushed to his hospital overnight with a high fever. Bruh!!!

After safely ferrying their children abroad, some unscrupulous politicians are encouraging hapless citizens and thugs to take up weapons to kill one another under the pretext of ‘protecting their votes’. That’s fine. Let me reiterate what late President Buhari said pre-2019 election (which I supported and I still support): when you resort to self-help and you take up dangerous weapons in the guise of ‘protecting your votes’ and you attack anybody, it is lawful and legitimate for law enforcement agents to ‘neutralise’ you or simple ‘put you down’ in the course of their duty. And the children of the politicians will be watching your foolishness from their safe haven somewhere in the world. Having been forewarned, you can then go ahead and exercise your options. CHIKENA!!

The only reason you won't see Arsenal FC lift the PL trophy this year is that you have been called to Glory.

Labelling #Arsenal as soft was easy work for pundits; that’s why they hate that Mikel Arteta has made us the toughest, most physically robust all phase team in the league with a defence that doesn’t let you breathe. It’s never been about entertainment.

33 MOMENTS BEFORE 33 DAY 27/33 And the Winner Is… Laycon! I spent ten weeks in the Big Brother house, but the funny thing is, I never actually went in there thinking I was going to win. In fact, I didn’t even go in with winning as my goal. I went in to promote my project, Who Is Laycon? EP. That was the plan. So, from week one to week two, week three, all the way to the final week, I kept asking myself the same question: Why am I still here? Every time I survived eviction, I would tell myself, “Okay, one more week. Let me enjoy myself, promote my music and make the most of this experience.” I was taking it one week at a time. I genuinely had no idea how far I would go. Then came the finale. I remember seeing Dorathy in her gown and thinking to myself, “This girl looks beautiful. She’s definitely going to win.” The gown was elegant, she looked amazing, and I had already convinced myself that the crown was hers. As we stood on that stage waiting for Ebuka to announce the winner, I wasn’t even thinking about winning. Honestly, I was tired. I just wanted to leave the house and experience life outside those walls. I couldn’t wait to move on to the next phase of my life. Then Ebuka called my name. I remember moving backwards in complete shock. I couldn’t process what had just happened. Ebuka came over to me and said, “Bro, you just won. Scream!” That’s when I screamed. And just like that, everything changed. I don’t think I even understood the magnitude of what had happened at that moment. The victory overwhelmed me so much that it almost numbed me. And the next six months to a year of my life moved at an incredible pace. Everything was happening so quickly, and I was trying to understand and experience this completely new reality. Looking back, I genuinely cannot forget that day. It was the day an experience I had entered for one reason changed the entire direction of my life. To everyone who voted, supported me, believed in me and played a part in getting me to that point, thank you. I appreciate every single one of you. Above all, I am grateful to God Almighty for the opportunity and the journey. I didn’t go into that house expecting to win. But I walked out with something that changed my life forever. And for that, I will always be grateful.

Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence

The historic coronation and presentation of Staff of Office to the 19 Emirs of Zamfara State by His Excellency, Governor Dauda Lawal, is currently taking place at the Trade Fair Complex, Bypass, Gusau, today, Saturday, 31st October 2026.