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Jay Diggs with his new smash hit taking over the streets “Fly On You” (feat. @VP ) #mikepencefly #PresidentialDebate
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The trillion dollar question. Why are COVID cases increasing while deaths are decreasing? The answer is simple. It's called Simpson's paradox and it's the result of incorrectly pooling data and arriving at a false conclusion. A thread 1/9 #COVID19 #ThursdayThoughts
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So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh
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[Me as a boxing commentator]
ME: Oh no, they're fighting again, this is just like last time
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When your squad rolls up to brunch and the waitress says there's no wait time for a table. 😎🍳
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8 yr old: homework is a social construct
teacher: ok brayden we get it ur extremely woke but that doesnt mean you dont have to do homework
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An appeal to everyone I know who works at Twitter, Facebook, Google etc, and for the people who influence them
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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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Cop: First name please...
"Frida"
Cop: Last name...
"Gomam"
Cop: You're Frida Gomam?
*peels out*
Cop: Nice, nice
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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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STAR WARS SPOILER: ok now that the nerds stopped reading, my parents are outta town and i'm throwin a party. my brother's gonna buy us beer
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when you see the fajita plate coming teapaw.org/Hamptonyount/status/65… – at Chantilly, VA




























