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Came 2 promote my music. Ended up making Memes. Followed by @amyklobuchar @sandibachom @out5p0ken @Teapainusa y 9k+ supercools. Also @thebowielives 😎

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Joined January 2009
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That Twitter feeling you get when someone follows you before you follow them.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Canada’s message to russia: You don’t get to bomb Ukrainian cities and then send your juniors to play hockey in Alberta like civilised people. No Russian or Belarusian teams at the World Juniors. Not under your flag. Not under any other. Period.
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We’re saving America tomorrow. Here are my FINAL predictions. Red 🌊 incoming! Also, I have changed my House prediction to be Republican by 15+ seats. Ignore the polls! SENATE πŸ”΄ Ohio (The people are hungry for changed. Brown has been a disaster.) πŸ”΄ Kansas (No, an LGBTQ+ woke pastor isn’t going to win here. What’s wrong with you?) πŸ”΄ Michigan (Thank you Democrats for crossing sides and removing your support for El Syed.) πŸ”΄ Alaska (Easy win thanks to the news Peltola truer to commit campaign fraud.) πŸ”΄ Iowa (No, this is not a tight race…) πŸ”΄ Maine (Collins is beloved in this state.) πŸ”΄ Nebraska (Hmmm steaks.) πŸ”΄ Texas (If you thought we would flip blue, I bet I could convince you that Elvis is still alive) πŸ”΄ Florida πŸ”΄ Georgia (Razor thin win here) πŸ”΄ Alabama πŸ”΄ Arkansas πŸ”΄ Idaho πŸ”΄ Kentucky πŸ”΄ Louisiana πŸ”΄ Mississippi (God bless the Bible Belt) πŸ”΄ Montana πŸ”΄ Oklahoma (Stop smoking the weed. This is not going blue.) πŸ”΄ South Carolina (Smooth sailing here!) πŸ”΄ South Dakota πŸ”΄ Tennessee πŸ”΄ West Virginia πŸ”΄ Wyoming πŸ”΄ North Carolina (Pollsters should be cancelled forever for this one…) πŸ”΅ Minnesota (No, this is not in play. Just always assume that they will vote in the Democrat) πŸ”΅ Virginia πŸ”΅ Colorado (Why do the democrats get the most beautiful states? It’s not fair.) πŸ”΅ Delaware πŸ”΅ Illinois πŸ”΅ Massachusetts πŸ”΅ New Hampshire πŸ”΅ New Jersey πŸ”΅ New Mexico πŸ”΅ Oregon πŸ”΅ Rhode Island GOVERNOR πŸ”΄ Georgia (So close, I can feel the anxiety) πŸ”΄ Arizona (Hobbs is done. I hope she’s enjoyed the job.) πŸ”΄ Ohio (Vivek eeks out a win here.) πŸ”΄ Texas (Cakewalk) πŸ”΄ Nebraska πŸ”΄ Iowa πŸ”΄ Florida (The days of being purple are over!) πŸ”΄ Alabama πŸ”΄ Arkansas πŸ”΄ Idaho πŸ”΄ New Hampshire πŸ”΄ Oklahoma πŸ”΄ South Carolina πŸ”΄ South Dakota πŸ”΄ Tennessee πŸ”΄ Vermont πŸ”΄ Wyoming πŸ”΄ Wisconsin πŸ”΄ Nevada πŸ”΄ Alaska πŸ”΄ Michigan πŸ”΄ Kansas πŸ”΅ California πŸ”΅ Colorado πŸ”΅ Connecticut πŸ”΅ Hawaii πŸ”΅ Illinois πŸ”΅ Maine (There is a real possibility that this goes Republican in the final hours of voting tomorrow. We shall see!) πŸ”΅ Maryland πŸ”΅ Massachusetts πŸ”΅ Minnesota πŸ”΅ New Mexico πŸ”΅ New York πŸ”΅ Oregon πŸ”΅ Pennsylvania πŸ”΅ Rhode Island Are you awake yet? Tomorrow, carry out your patriotic duty to bring everyone you know to the polls. Text them. Drive them. Do whatever it takes. Do it for your country.
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I'm liking this new trend. πŸ–•
Here is a supercut of the protesters at his rally in Ohio tonight
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Hell has indeed frozen over. πŸ₯Ά
Marjorie Taylor Greene just wrote her best tweet ever.
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You misspelled America.
Replying to @zerohedge
I agree, time for Ukraine to get a new leader
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$250,000.. "step right up!"
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πŸ˜‚ No lies detected
Abdul El-Sayed: β€œCanadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”
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Cue the memes
The mental image of Trump hiding from Iran in a catering cart is devastating. A weak, stupid old man hiding from the consequences of his own decision while endangering others.
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Internet, do your thing.
MAGA grandpa threatens to shoot Black womanβ€”while repeatedly calling her the N-word. Then tries to open her car doorβ€”physically assaults her through open window. All because she was sitting in her car picking up neighbor. She called policeβ€”but they never arrived at the scene. "He better be careful who he talks to next time, the wrong person might send him on her long trip to hell," wrote the woman. Incident occurred in Jacksonville, Florida. She doesn't have an account on this platformβ€”so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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Happy Canada Day. Today, appreciate what we have. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ
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Imagine a day when people aren't blowing other people up. πŸ™ We can do this.
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Serious question, what do you think Trump is doing with all the money he's grifting? Just putting it into the market to make more? I'm sure he bills America for every BigMac. 🀷
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This Tulsi Gabbard story is somehow both insane and not surprising. She was a literal flesh mannequin whose entire career is a sham: thousands of documents show her positions and "beliefs" were simply those of her "eat my toenails" cult leader. Let's dive into a thread.
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