Michael Key

One of these isn't ready for prime time. @Reuters

I didn't pen these wise words...but I strive to live by them.

@grok Grok has gone brain dead. It just says loading and is unresponsive. What's going on?

Wow. Your mom looks a lot like actress, Lee Meriwether. Lee was hot when I was a kid. I bet your mom looked good too.

@CNN Your website is unreadable on mobile set to dark mode. 👁️

I was there at that time too. Race wasn't a big deal. Take a look at these charts. Who was President when the big change happened? I'll give you a hint. His initials are B.O.

@shakeshack I was going try Shake Shack but your website has a fatal flaw. I can't learn what's on your burgers. If I click on one on your menu page it assumes I'm placing an order. If I click "pickup", it tells me "online ordering unavailable". That's discouraged me and I will go to Killer Burger. You might want to pass this on to your web developer. ✌️

False. This guy has been rarely right. Very informed but flawed analysis. A wise man once said, "Beware of unearned wisdom".

@CNN Your website needs dark mode. This is how CNN looks on a browser set to dark mode. Notice the text under the photo. 👁️