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If you can’t handle me at my Grizabella, you don’t deserve me at my Mister Mistoffelees. He/him/his/whatever.

Missouri, USA
Joined February 2009
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2: Look Whose Big Fat Greek Wedding It Is Now
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Divine!
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Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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A Shotgun Wedding Gone Wrong: Why My Marriage to Amelia Bedelia Was a Mistake | The Cut
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I made up a 1940s movie called Station to Station starring an imaginary actor named Gay Christmas and I’ve thought about it so much it feels like I’ve actually seen it
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What a weirdly soothing adventure I just had!
Spend the day as a mermaid! an interactive thread 🧵 🧜‍♀️🐚🫧🪸~
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Could watch approx 7000 hours of Dolly Parton and her sister answering questions like this
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I do like living in a world where I can mention Engelbert Humperdinck and then have to follow up with “No, not THAT Engelbert Humperdinck.”
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They gotta start presenting Best Costume Design at the Oscars like this again
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The clotted cream CAN catch the potato.
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Tennessee Williams: “no no no, that’s still not right title. Think, Tennessee Williams, THINK!”
Oh, to be a fluffy cat napping belly up on a toasty roof
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by six weeks… bigger eggplants
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My dream job is Christmas Carol critic. I work one month a year traveling the country to watch as many local Christmas Carol productions as possible and then write things like "The Baltimore Scrooge has a warmth reminiscent of Atlanta's Ebenezer we all remember so well from 2018"
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Give thanks for the healthy children in your life. For everything else, there’s Mastercard.
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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all
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“my son can’t be gay he loves women” the women;
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wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously
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ME: you better not be a stage when I get there I swear to god 😡 ALL THE WORLD:
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