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Born too late to beat my wife, born too early to have a robotic one. Loving Husband | Father of 3 trans kids | Doing my best with the shit life I've been given

California
Joined August 2026
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LOL
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I can’t believe people voted for socialism instead of $5000 government checks.
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This rant won the election
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“Why did the Republicans lose?”
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Young White men swung 35 points for the Democrats 🐸 This is what happens when you betray America First
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Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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“That guy’s the best general. Put him in charge of the troops.” “But he’s the enemy’s general, sir.” “Oh, didn’t realize you hate meritocracy.”
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Replying to @GmorganJr
The problem was never that we give 4 billion to Israel. That is literal penny’s. The problem is that our country is ran by Jewish oligarchs, Jewish billionaires, and Zionists that put the interests of a foreign nation over our own
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🏈 Grabbing the flag when he’s steps away from Mahomes. THEN throws flag before they hit the ground. 👉 Can’t wait to hear the excuses #ChiefsKingdom comes up for this one. #Chiefs = FRAUDS (video: @ChaseDaniel)
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You always see screenshots from this video with captions like, ‘Racist White Man Pours Acid On Black Swimmers!’ WHAT THEY CONVENIENTLY LEAVE OUT. - This was a private pool at a private hotel - The ‘black swimmers’ are actually civil rights activists from a protest - They hopped the fence - They were trespassing and disturbing paying guests Manager James Brock responded by pouring muriatic acid into the swimming pool water, a completely harmless act. It wasn’t ‘aCiD!’ in the scary sense. It’s a pool chemical to adjust PH, which the pool probably required at that point because of all of the sweaty, disgusting, trespassers. The trespassers received zero injuries. All 37 activists were arrested. The hotel manager was never charged. The more you know 💫
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Replying to @Jeff_Nowak
Also...
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Replying to @Capitalist_Rick
War, taxes and crushing debt = saving the country
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Replying to @simplename62385
To conquer your countries
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It’s either vote for the gay and brown party or vote for the secretly gay and brown party
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Americans have gone insane, how schizophrenic do you have to be to see this shit
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Replying to @NWordBiden
"Come on bro, just vote for the ZOG slaves one more time. Thing will be different this time".
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I have yet to see Lebron do this
BREAKING: Jordan says it has intercepted eight missiles fired by Iran
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Replying to @CaudilloXIV
No drunk driver is illegal on stolen land 💜
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