Saltaire, West Yorkshire
Joined June 2009
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Michael Smith retweeted
2020 is the year Pepperell sees the light Niall. I’m on the verge of destroying all monsters.
Michael Smith retweeted
I’d like to see Day play once a month and go straight from his desk job to the first tee with no practice swings like the rest of us.
He may literally disintegrate – at Virginia, USA
Michael Smith retweeted
Hopefully no *** **** are offenders by this. #TheContentCommittee
Michael Smith retweeted
Hang on a minute Chad, I’m not in my prime! I’m like a steak you find at the bottom of the freezer and I’ve only just begun thawing. Give it time and it’ll be edible. By the time Tiger is 60, he won’t be able to walk. But you Sir, you will always be a twat.
@TigerWoods at age 60 will be a far better player than @PepperellEddie is right now, in his prime.
Michael Smith retweeted
When you go 4-0 at the #RyderCup ...
You get a song and dance. 🎶🇪🇺🎵
cc: @TommyFleetwood1 and @F_Molinari
#LiveUnderPar
Michael Smith retweeted
.@flintoff11's baptism of beer!
We should have taken up cricket! 😂 #ALOTO @JKCorden @RomeshRanga @robbeckettcomic @ALOTO
Michael Smith retweeted
Lots of talk saying I’m staying in @IanJamesPoulter’s old room. Judging by this, I reckon @TyrrellHatton or @Thomas_Pieters was once here too.
Michael Smith retweeted
Turn the sound up and listen to the noise as England win 5-0!
#bbccricket
Michael Smith retweeted
Great stuff: France press officer says only questions in French to avoid Spanish media asking Griezmann about transfers. Spanish journalist uses google translate app to ask question, French press officer loses it.... teapaw.org/esport3/status/1006522…
⚽ Quan el teu francès no és prou bo per fer una pregunta, i fas ús del traductor automàtic del mòbil: goo.gl/oGdWNR
Michael Smith retweeted
New @thewidthofapost Stuart McCall: “Hopefully I will see you all at Wembley.” dlvr.it/QGRF5N #bcafc
Michael Smith retweeted
Back from #ENGvWAL late with mate. Mrs W this am
👩🏼 Good time?
👱🏻♂️ Yes ta
👩🏼 How’s his wife?
😳 Don’t know!
👩🏼 Kids?
😬 Ok I think?
👩🏼 You were with him for hours, what did you talk about?
🏉 The game!
👩🏼 You must have some news!
🤔 err... England won & it rained.
Michael Smith retweeted
Well, JB, for one thing Roger Bannister ran a mile 11 seconds faster than it took you to lay-up — in 1954... teapaw.org/geoffshac/status/95859…
J.B. Holmes: "I don’t understand what the big hoopla is all about." dlvr.it/QDMrqy
