GB News developing new sitcom. TITLE: THE ALAN RUSBRIDGERS PITCH: In a dystopian, parallel universe entirely populated by identical clones of former Guardian editor Alan Rusbridger, society grinds to a halt as every single citizen competes to be the most pompous, high-minded intellectual while shuttering anything fun, popular, or working-class that they personally dislike.

Just remembered one good thing about the pandemic was that Norm MacDonald was so bored he’d even interact with me!

Zombies in every postcode? Me for GB News gbnews.com/opinion/labour-st…

Mission Impossible... avoiding the racket from the squeaky escalators at Britain's busiest station - by me for GB News gbnews.com/news/liverpool-st…

In what I think is the most lo-fi middle class mix up I’ve ever been part of, me and Mrs B have gone to the wrong Tate to see an exhibition. It’s at the other one.

I think we are nearing a point - at the current rate of exponential growth I’d say mid-June next year - where everyone around the world is sat revealing something about their up-bringing in a podcast studio but they are not sure why.

Think we’ve reached the point there’s now too many new policies being offered by desperate political parties for us to keep up with - it’s the politics equivalent of all those recipes in Sunday newspaper magazines that noone ever gets around to making

I’ve just sawn a bed in half - does anyone want to challenge me?!

Politicians lost sight of Britain’s soul - it’s up to them to win it back gbnews.com/opinion/gb-news-l…

GB News in the Falkland Islands - The people of the Falklands can always rely on the People’s Channel to tell their story - for more see @gbnews

My piece for GB News on why we need a bit more than hope. We need the thing that comes after hope. The thing we are hoping for... gbnews.com/opinion/mick-book…

At what point are we all going to stop saying ‘I don’t know what happened there..’ when you ring someone back after a mobile call cuts out. It’s not like all of us haven’t experienced it happening during one in every three calls we’ve made since they were invented.

Always love a headline that blurs glove and love - reminds me of a Sunday Mirror James Bond pun headline about a fight on set that was ‘the spy who gloved me’…

I worry that, like Batman, these are the heroes we deserve, but not the ones we need right now.

On James Bond day - That time I wrote about my 007 ‘problem’

I’ve just realised I’ll only ever trust people who read physical newspapers. It’s my new rule.

‘Ladies and gentlemen welcome to this memorial service for the word tartare’