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Pretty staggering the number of imbeciles seeing Dara looking like this and saying "oo look - he's wearing a bra" 🤔 #ITFC
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Today I learned caviar is not just an expensive food resembling bogies but it's also a colour 🙂 #ITFC
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"I speak for football fans everywhere" What a massive bellend.
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Mick Lumley retweeted
Since this Tweet: Coventry City: Minutes Played - 360 Goals - 0 Chuba Akpom: Minutes Played - 69 Goals - 1 #itfc
£200m spent & Akpom's on the pitch 😂
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So many of our fans saying "we've got to do such and such or we're relegated" We're 3 games in, FFS. Oh well, must go with the flow - here's mine: We've got to get another 37 points, maybe more, or we're relegated. Aaah - I feel so much more like an online Town fan now #ITFC
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I have one question from last night's game. Does anyone know where Richard Naylor was 9 months before Zian Flemming was born? #ITFC
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FFS 🤦 As Madness would say - "You're an embarrassment" #ITFC
Ipswich fan in the sunglasses yesterday pressing record on his phone before celebrating their goal... What on earth has football become.. 🫣
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Football really needs to get this nonsense in the bin. You score a goal, you celebrate - never mind who it's against. No fans should get to say what a player who left them two seasons before should do when he scores.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the world's most anticlimatic short story
Thoughts & prayers for me today as I ring up Virgin Media and tell them I’m going to Sky as they are increasing my bill by SIXTY QUID, unless they offer me a deal. Any advice greatly received
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Like many others (it seems), I thought that Friday's warning was a ridiculous use of the #emergencyalert system. Then I remembered that just 48 hours before, people were videoing themselves staring at a solar eclipse with no eye protection just for clicks on social media
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Especially when it's Romesh Ranganathan asking the question. There's not many out there who've had more work thrown their way by Auntie Beeb than him.
I think if I see that dreadful BBC promotional film “what has the @bbc ever done for me” again I may be forced to heave a brick through my TV screen! It is dreadful and is probably doing the exact opposite of what it is supposed to be doing. 😩
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OK, @bikesontnt - I'm watching on the HBO app on my phone, and HBO Max on my TV - where TF are all the bells and whistles and alternative views your presenters keep twatting on about, cos all I can find is the sky feed delayed by about 30 seconds?
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A couple of weeks ago I had Americans all over my timeline shouting about how they were going to master football and win the next World Cup And now... 😂😂😂
This is why I detest these roundabouts. People simply do NOT know how to use them! Instead of trying to socially engineer people's compliance to these things, just admit the experiment has been a complete failure because people will NEVER understand how to use this type of traffic intersection! Are you with me? Is it time to go back to actual lights with green, yellow and red and proper intersections?
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What the replies to this post suggest to me is that - a bit like Americans - Argentinian footballers are generally likeable until you get a group of them together.
Genuine question - can you name a likeable Argentinian football player?
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I think it's fantastic what Christopher Nolan has done throughout his film career. It's a massive fuck you to his sisters for not letting him be in their band. Say what you like about The Corrs but at least they let Jim get involved.
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Was nice to see Lister, Holly and the Cat off Red Dwarf in the World Cup half time show, but I'm not sure what they've got to do with the football 🤷
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It's a photo finish for the most cringe-making TV of the night (year?) - that half time show, or Romesh's BBC plug. Hideous.
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Rice gone off with illness. They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.
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Matterface: "I hope you can hear them singing Wonderwall at home, I don't know whether you can..." No we can't. Mainly because you and the pricks in the studio are unable to just SHUT THE FUCK UP for a few seconds Please, no more of these idiots doing England games. Please?
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"Davis vs Goliath" 😂😂😂
USA straight up choked in that game They were favorites. They have a team worth 300m+ They were at home This wasn’t Davis vs Goliath. Belgium didn’t have way more talent. USA and its best players were just rattled and didn’t show up in a huge game
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