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Fishing the Mid-Atlantic, fighting procrastination since tomorrow.

Occupied Virginia
Joined October 2022
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We found the culprit behind the Microsoft outages
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Lola 2: Puppy Prison 0. Lola jumped over and out of her new Puppy Prison. She's free via being uncontrollable.
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DEAD 💀💀💀
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You dingle berries put up your Christmas decorations in November and look what happened!
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I already have a 3 month supply of TP. Don't call me greedy, call me prepared.
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🇮🇳 How far do they take polluting rivers in India, I hear you ask. 🤣 Writer: Mhedi
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How did England get turned over to brown and black savages?
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Good Friday morning Folks!! It’s been a week but it’s almost the weekend! Headed out to work have a great day 😃
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We knew and did nothing about it. Somalians were even worse that welfare dependents, they scammed billions from us.
Once you understand the incentive, the reason for the behavior becomes obvious: they are importing a left-voting bloc that depends on government handouts. A prominent example of this in America is Ilhan Omar and her Somali voting bloc in Minnesota, an area which used to be primarily Nordic-German. Importing voters is a CERTAIN path to a single-party supermajority and has ALREADY happened at the state level in California and New York. It also explains why those states have BANNED VOTER ID in order to accelerate a permanent socialist supermajority, destroying any semblance of democracy. We stand on the precipice of disaster, an end to America.
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Lola refuses to be contained or controlled in a play pen. She ate her way to freedom today.
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🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨 The DOJ and FBI removed the Gootloader malware from more than 100 computer servers—including compromised WordPress sites—and seized U.S. domain names that criminals used to distribute and control the malware. Since 2018, Gootloader has infected at least 25,000 computers worldwide. It has been used in ransomware attacks against at least 44 U.S.-based victims, resulting in approximately $28.8 million in losses. With court authorization, the Department of Justice and FBI carried out an online operation that liberated more than 100 servers from the malicious software, denying ransomware criminals a platform to operate.
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I just had the perfect fish and chips, going to figure out how they did it.
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I just drove through a cluster of the largest data centers on the planet and you can't hear a peep. Don't believe the hype, the loud ones were either the illegal ones built in New Jersey or are experiencing a rare power failure and so have the generators running.
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I'm betting that 20+ come forward and 5 are legitimate
BREAKING: A third Jensen Huang affair has reportedly been uncovered, involving another Nvidia employee. — Reuters
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Jensen gets a job at Dunder Mifflin. Incredible 😂
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Perfection. Absolutely brilliant 😂 👏🏼
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Jensen resigned before the other side-chicks, interns, and Saudi goats came out.
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Bye-bye nVidia
BREAKING: Nvidia CFO Colette Kress takes over as interim CEO after Jensen Huang resigns, effective immediately.
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