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Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
On my wedding day, I was sitting on the stage beside my wife when my four-year-old niece came over to me.
Without thinking twice, I picked her up and made her sit on my lap.
Suddenly, some of the women around me started scolding me.
Have you lost your senses? Don't you know the rituals? Don't you understand anything?
I was confused and embarrassed.
I kept wondering what I'd done wrong.
It was my wedding day, and I couldn't even understand why everyone was upset with me.
Then my mother arrived carrying a baby boy I'd never seen before.
Without explaining anything, she lifted my little niece off my lap and placed the baby boy there instead........
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
why do people say โhalf a dozenโ when they can just say โsixโ?
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
Break up hurts. But the worse part is starting over again. Having to introduce your body to a new partner ๐
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
The sex was so good that when she got home, she sat on the edge of her bed for almost ten minutes, smiling at absolutely nothing.
Then her phone buzzed.
It was him.
โDid you get home safely?โ
She replied, โYes.โ
He sent another message.
โGood. Because Iโm already missing you.โ
She rolled her eyes, dropped her phone on the bed, and whispered, โThis man will finish me.โ
But what happened that night wasn't even the most interesting part of their story.
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
MY DAD WAS ONCE A MILLIONAIRE. TODAY, HE CANโT AFFORD EVEN A BICYCLE. ๐
All these was because of his desperate need to impress people around him.
My dad was a successful businessman who had everything a man could dream of. Two big houses, expensive cars, thriving businesses, and large money in the bank.
But he his only weakness was that he wanted everybody to believe he was the richest man in the room.
He bought fleet of cars he didnโt need just to impress friends. He sponsored parties to prove he was wealthy. He gave money to people who secretly laughed at him behind his back. (All for validation)
Whenever someone bought something expensive, he had to buy something bigger. Whenever his friends traveled abroad, he had to travel somewhere more luxurious.
Even when his businesses started struggling, he refused to reduce his lifestyle because he was afraid people would call him poor.
He borrowed money to maintain an image. Sold properties to fund unnecessary celebrations. And ignored every warning from his family.
One day, everything went down completely.
His businesses shut down. His properties were sold. His cars disappeared. The same people he spent millions trying to impress stopped answering his calls. They knew that thereโs nothing left to gain from him.
Last week, I saw my father walking home under the hot sun. A man who once owned a fleet of cars didnโt even have a bicycle. I wept in my heart. ๐ญ
MORAL LESSON:
Never destroy your future trying to impress people who wonโt help you rebuild it.
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
Aside Liverpool, name any premier league club without letter "A"
IMPOSSIBLE
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
Imagine thinking nobody saw what happened then remembering the security camera is watching
the replay would humble me for life๐
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted

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I visited my friend a few days after her C-section and found her apologizing for a messy house while her husband sat in another room doing practically nothing there were dirty dishes, piles of laundry, and baby supplies everywhere. But what broke my heart was seeing her slowly walking toward me, clearly hurting from surgery, holding a newborn who barely slept, men are not the price๐
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
They thought it was just another day at the beachโฆ until EVERYTHING went wrong.
One moment of fun can turn into a nightmare in seconds. ๐๐
Watch till the end โ you wonโt expect what happens next! ๐ฑ
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
Which is more important in a great movie: a strong story, brilliant acting, or an unforgettable ending?
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
Call Of Duty Lobbies used to be toxic, did you guys get soft?
And whoโs a noob now?
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
I found myself smiling more lately, Lord whatever your doing for me I appreciate it
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
Sydney Sweeney asks Glen Powell to fake date her to fool her ex ๐ณ๐ณ
Efe ๐ฅท๐ผ| Yeyeboo retweeted
WHO REALLY WINS
THANOS VS. DARKSEID
Two of the most terrifying villains in superhero history. One has challenged the Avengers and threatened the entire universe. The other is a ruler who seeks to conquer existence itself.
But if these two finally went head-to-head, who would walk away?
THANOS
Thanos is more than just brute strength. He is a brilliant strategist, an experienced warrior, and powerful enough to fight some of Marvelโs strongest heroes.
Even without the Infinity Stones, he can take on powerful opponents through a combination of strength, durability, intelligence, and combat experience. With the Infinity Gauntlet, however, he becomes a completely different level of threat.
DARKSEID
Darkseid is not simply another powerful villain. He is a New God whose strength, durability, and Omega Beams make him a nightmare for almost anyone who stands against him.
He has battled some of DCโs greatest heroes, including Superman, and his ambitions go far beyond conquering a planet. His ultimate goal is domination on a universal scale and beyond.
SO, WHO WINS?
If weโre comparing their standard movie portrayals, Thanos has the advantage in strategy and experience, but Darkseidโs full comic-book version is operating on a much higher level than his live-action counterpart.
My verdict: DARKSEID wins when we compare their mainstream comic-book versions without giving Thanos the completed Infinity Gauntlet. His powers, abilities, and overall scale of threat give him the edge.
Give Thanos the complete Infinity Gauntlet, though, and the entire debate changes.
Who are you backing: Thanos or Darkseid?




























