@Midgetspar

People tell me I look just like Denzel Washington. Instagram: TheRhinestoneDragon #spnfamily

 West Coast
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Joined January 2012
  • Tweets24.6K
  • Following3.1K
  • Followers17.8K
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Alma@meldiesattheend22 Sep 2013
If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
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I haven't followed anyone back on Twitter since the summer of '94. It was a whimsical, carefree summer, and bots weren't even a glimmer in our eyes.
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L 🇨🇦@Ann_Hedonia118 Jun 2023
Orcas stole my catalytic converter.
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Corey Paterson@Midgetspar19 Jan 2023
Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269
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No, I don’t have OnlyFans. I’m someone’s future wife.
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Fomo Simpson@HaliPhacks4 Oct 2022
You're Being Indicted, Charlie Brown
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karen@klsmd1221 Sep 2022
all i’m saying is i thank everything holy that my Gen X self didn’t have social media growing up
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Arguably the most beautiful jump in cat history.
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Jay
@jaybronious25 Aug 2022
Lost the filter, be old, enjoy it, have a werthers
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Frak Beats@frakbeats24 Aug 2022
Imagine if spiders laughed like Seth Rogan when you found them.
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You Just Roll@youjustroll21 Aug 2022
thought we'd have one another for all the lifetimes.
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Spinelli ϟ@Ashylyn1428 Sep 2020
Having a mental illness means that somedays you wake up in a great mood with every intention of being productive..Then all of the sudden you need to hide alone for hours because everyone in the world is against you and nothing will make anything any better.
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gonna go ask my neighbor if i can borrow a cup of dopamine
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UncleDave@DaveJPrimo17 Aug 2022
Going to start a hotdog farm. – at Brooklyn Center, MN
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Juggernaut@TheHumanBot17 Aug 2022
I still remember things about you that you've forgotten.
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I’m still not over Debra Morgan 😭
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i’d rather talk to your ghost than entertain another
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy8 Aug 2022
Rob Zombie is what happens when you feed your Jason Mamoa after midnight
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I feel emotions and pose accordingly.
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Sassa@_Crimsondreams7 Aug 2022
The healing you get from a hug is magical
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