The Mighty Boosh

You know nothing of the crunch.

you see a peanut, day's off to a good start, you witness some soil it's a jamboree for vince noir

damn! why didn't you tell me my hat was on fire?

You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs?

Your moves are like being caressed by natural yogurt.

I'm old Gregg!!!!!

Listen, boy. Have you ever had your scrotum pulled off by a goat and seen him sell it on eBay the next day?

Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Johnny Segment?

Driving along on a plastic dream, heart beats fast like a tiny machine, I am electro boy, I am electro girl.

It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.

I understand it took Howard Moon one month to grow that moustache. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short!

Sometimes I wish I could just shed my skin and writhe about.

I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche.

Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!

@whoot me

Put away those fiery biscuits!

Boosh Boosh, stronger than a moose!