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Joined February 2023
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How your closest friends laugh when the joke is about you
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How your closest friends laugh when the joke is about you
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a true friend will show you her breast
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I think we spend so much time looking for someone who gives us butterflies that we forget to look for someone who gives us peace.
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Before sliding in someone dm, imagine how'd it look like as a screenshot.
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I think men making the first move leads us to dating girls who are not that into us.
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wednesday is such a skinny tie day. pale blue tie, olive oversized blazer, mini skirt, three quarter socks, sneakers, tiny glasses and weed
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As a nigga falling in love with her soul before touching her skin, it's true love
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asking for a friend: is there a statute of limitations on sleeping with the person your ex swore you wanted?
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focus on gettin better ma nigga
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if you have peace, protect it like money.
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A smart nigga studies patterns, not just promises.
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anytime a man communicate properly, i just know somebody else suffered for that character development.
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sativa is more safer than alcohol and cigarettes
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The vending machine repair guy who comes to our office every month has started leaving tiny origami animals inside the coin return slot, and nobody asked him to, and nobody's stopped him either. First one showed up in March, a small paper crane wedged where your change usually drops. Someone posted about it in the office chat assuming it was a fluke. Coworker: "Anyone else get a paper crane instead of quarters?" Next month it was a frog. Then a fox. Then something that was supposed to be an elephant but looked more like a confused blob with ears. I finally asked him directly during his next visit, mostly out of curiosity. Me: "Are you the one leaving the origami?" Him: "Yeah. Started as a joke on a slow service call. Kept going." Turns out he does this at every stop on his route, dozens of offices, folding a new design each month using scrap paper from his clipboard while waiting for machines to reset. Him: "People remember the animal more than they remember me. That's fine by me." He's built up a surprisingly loyal following without ever intending to, some offices apparently keep every single one displayed on a designated shelf, treating his visits like a monthly subscription box nobody pays for. Him: "I had a guy in Sacramento tell me he's got forty of them now. Didn't realize anyone was actually saving them." Our office now has eleven, lined up on the break room windowsill, oddly proud display for something born entirely out of boredom and spare paper. He still shows up, still fixes the machine competently, still never explains the process, just quietly leaves proof he was there.
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Emotional intelligence is also knowing that you don’t need to necessarily say what’s on your mind at certain times no matter how true it might be
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IF YOU CAN’T SLEEP PRAY 🙏🏽 Maybe your mind is restless, replaying old conversations, overthinking tomorrow, carrying burdens too heavy to hold alone. Maybe the silence of the night makes the worries louder, the loneliness deeper, the pain sharper. But what if, instead of wrestling with your thoughts, you turned them into prayers? Maybe God is keeping you awake because He's longing to hear from you.
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Neurotypicals did not like autistic people getting accommodated in the workplace, so they went ahead flandarized autistic people as annoying adult children and now employers don't want to "babysit" us.
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Les fuites sur le futur iPhone 18 qui parlent déjà d'une puce gravée en 2nm et du Face ID sous l'écran sans aucune encoche ni Dynamic Island. On n'a même pas fini de rembourser les mensualités de l'iPhone 17 qu'Apple prépare déjà un monstre pour nous ruiner! Vous allez sauter une génération ou vous êtes déjà en train d'économiser pour 2027 ? #Appleevent #iPhone18 #Apple #TechNews
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People need to understand just because you have a wifi connection and a microphone that does not mean U NEED TO START A PODCAST!
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