Miami, FL
Joined March 2022
Steve Kerr was visibly confused seeing a complete doppelgänger of himself at a game 😭
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Be still my heart ♥️ I really need a baby donkey 🫏
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It was big and it was green. The seats can’t be made any longer. The future will say it was impossible.
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just PERSONALLY awarded Elon Musk the National Medal of Science, an extraordinary honor reserved for only the most LEGENDARY and innovative patriots Elon loves it! 👏🏻 47 called Elon the "THOMAS EDISON" of our time and he is correct. Well-deserved, @ElonMusk! SpaceX, Starlink, SI, Tesla, PURE WINNING And he uses his resources to help promote AMERICA, unlike leftist donors such as George Soros. THAT'S why Dems can't stand him 🇺🇸
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“Thanks for spending half your life with us, here have some shitty flowers”
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He literally said NO. 😂😂
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Shopping with Dad vs Mom Team Dad or Team Mom 🤔
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He literally explained how to actually rewire your brain in 30 days.
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Remaining silent is one of the most effective ways to get information out of someone.
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It’s impossible to be angry & unhappy when you surround your life with animals! Look 👀 at them! 😩🥹🥰 #HighlandCows
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This dog isn’t allowed to sleep on the couch, so the moment his owner leaves the house, he runs straight to it. As soon as he hears his owner’s footsteps coming back, he quickly lies down on the floor
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The way dog enjoys to wake thier owner made me smile today ☺️
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Self actualization… Dogs realizing what they look like is probably one of the funniest things out there 😂
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