"If you must keep talking, please try to make it rhyme" -Mose Allison Syndicated cartoonist/illustrator/writer

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
Joined May 2009
SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that killed football.
Hey @grok, was the unnecessary roughness call against Cam Skattebo today, the worst penalty called in an NFL game ever?
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The world No. 1 in women's tennis, Aryna Sabalenka, unleashes a devastating and unfiltered statement: "It's vital to protect fairness. Biologically, men are much stronger than women. It's not fair. It's not equality. It's not women's sports if we let biological men compete against us." She sides with Sophie Cunningham and sends a clear message: women are not going to keep staying silent while they steal our titles, podiums, and opportunities from us.
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Shits happening again!! But this time got busted.. but this is one polling place, out of how many thousands? This is Treason, or at least Sedition. Do these people know the consequences for each? Do they think there’s too many of them?
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🚨 ALERT: Bernie Sanders just pitched a wealth tax in Michigan to make childcare, college, medical school, and nursing school “free.” That is not free. That is you paying for it. Abdul El-Sayed is running on the same socialist agenda. Michigan workers built this state. They do not need another tax-and-spend experiment. MICHIGAN DESERVES BETTER.
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SHORTER:
Fake news getting owned by facts!!
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Weird. I thought someone fixed health care. What happened?
Barack Obama: "They are running scary ads to make you think Democrats are radicals, communists, jihadists, or the woke police. What is radical about wanting everybody to have healthcare? How is that radical?"
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Think about who you vote for, Democrats are fvcking retarded..
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SHORTER: If we're going to make ppl wear masks get vaccinated and separate for health reasons or be charged with a crime then walking behind a counter where food is prepared should land you in jail for a year.
Standards are optional now. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that ruined football.
If there is one play which illustrates the end of tackle football better than any other, this one might be it… 😱😡🤦‍♂️🤮
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Mike Lester retweeted
If you’re wondering how anyone could ever vote Democrat, this will show you.
When you live in a delusional bubble, you just have to walk away when confronted by reality.
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SHORTER: Uncoordinated grown man falls over his own feet throws a penalty flag from his back. "unnecessary officiating" should be the call.
Ref spazzes out and throws a flag from the ground after tripping over Amon-Ra 🤣 They need to buzz in and fix this shit from New York.
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SHORTER: the pendulum has swung far enough
He’s not wrong! We are sadly allowing this to happen!
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SHORTER: Henry Hanlon is male and represents less than 1% of players in girls bb. He also scores more than the other 99% of girls. Watch Henry play. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in a boys game.
It’s not illegal for me to film high school sporting events. I’ve traveled around the state to document trans-identified boys competing in girls’ sports. Here is male player, Henry Hanlon, scoring 29 points to lead San Francisco Waldorf High School girls’ basketball team. Watch the frustration of the point guard on the Jewish Community High School team. Final score 59-33. @CIFstate, why do you allow this? Girls deserve safety & fairness at all levels of sport. Boys deserve to be told the truth & letting them believe they can change sex is child abuse.
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SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that killed football.
Holy shit it actually happened. Thought this was football.
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This delusional lib thinks America needs to be handed back to indigenous people. TPUSA Pick Up The Mic
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CBS Intro to story begins w punk band “Mannequin Pussy”.
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SHORTER: one day when real football is as illegal as cock fighting we'll look back and say this was the play that ruined football.
HARBAUGH FIRED UP ON THIS SKATTEBO FLAG: Do you think unnecessary toughness should’ve been called on #Giants RB Cam Skattebo on this play? Should this be impermissible use of a helmet for running back trying to gain yards in the hole?
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Mike Lester retweeted
Breds 🐷
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SHORTER: "sorry. deal with it."
During his first term, Trump denied using this term in private conversations. In his second term, he proudly uses it in public.
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