@MikeMacRaeMike

I also like Cactus

 Austin, TX
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”
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Given the trend of over-the-top Halloween decorations, I should have seen this coming, but they finally did it: people in my neighborhood made a costume for their entire fucking house.
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FOGHAT STAN retweeted
Kyle Bandujo@kylebandujoOct 22
“Native Texan” who hasn’t heard of Thomas J. Henry
Kemberlee Kaye
@KemberleeKayeOct 22
Texan here. Never heard of this guy. This is not the kind of thing that influences rural voters.
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Assumed they dug up a Yamnaya stele in eastern Ukraine and made it their spearhead
The Wall Street Journal
@WSJOct 23
Ukraine and Russia are going head-to-head underground, with soldiers from both sides crawling through of miles of Soviet-era gas pipelines to get behind enemy lines. on.wsj.com/3U8zXfh
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Imagine being mowed down by a Tiff’s Treats driver. Dead as a door nail bc someone needed cookies
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"women just aren't as horny as men are"
TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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Austin comedy is now officially for dudes who drive F-150s and tailgate you with their brights on
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If these riots are in the grand French historical tradition then where are the painfully schmaltzy Broadway tunes about them
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Im old enough to remember when it was the religious right that would protest Harry Potter shit
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Antonia Scarramucha
KPRC 2 Houston
@KPRC2Oct 16
Trump's new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, out after 5 days on the job
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Well good job everyone. Shane Gillis will never work again, the poor guy is ruined. Hope you’re happy!
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I’m so old I remember the fourth one
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 14
27 years ago today, Destiny’s Child released “Say My Name.”
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My hot take is that I don't think the general public should get to listen to recorded 911 calls
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WEEK 341 (OCT 14-17) ALL ABOARD. All times central: twitch.tv/masterpancaketheat… WED 7:00pm (Twitch) HELLRAISER (1987) THU 7:30pm (The State) LOST BOYS (1987) FRI 7:00pm (Village) THE EVIL DEAD (1981) SAT 4:00pm (Village) THE EVIL DEAD (1981) SAT 7:00pm (Village) EVIL DEAD II (1987)
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What the fuck is going on
New York Post
@nypostOct 12
Sex pest robot that looks like 'Iron Man' gropes, thrusts into teen girl trib.al/hZU3c22
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Ken Paxton could have just done the eye patch thing and looked kinda cool and no one would have questioned it
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If you had asked me ten years ago who would be the most seen person on this site, I would not have guessed F. Murray Abraham
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Just found out “Poindexter” as a slang for a bespectacled intellectual significantly predates “Revenge of the Nerds” (1984). Learning never ends
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Someone stood there and filmed a probably mentally unwell person get mauled to death by a tiger and then uploaded it. We are not doing okay as a species
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Shawshank on cable rn. Never thought about this but no way even rural Maine still had open sanitary sewer systems in the 1960s
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