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Mike Puru's Neck Skin

@MikePurusNeck

b. 1873- | Transplanted either from elbow or scrotum | Here for NZ Reality TV snark, commentary and good old lols | All opinions correct

 Just below Mike Puru's face
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Joined September 2018
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Quote of the episode from Steph: "It's really important I give my hole for this experience" #mafsnz
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The laminar flow of Piripi's piss was simultaneously impressive and revolting #mafsnz
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TBH, if Steph's grandmother wanted to see great-grandchildren, she shouldn't have died. #mafsnz
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Replying to @LastWeekTonight
@LastWeekTonight Presented without comment.
DefendFreedomInNZ (@defend_nz) profile pictureDefendFreedomInNZ@defend_nz25 Feb 2022
We ran out of foil this evening. You'll need it tomorrow before the government EMR (Electro-Magentic Radiation) attacks that the MSM is not reporting. If you donate to @NzFubar we will distribute more foil from the First Aid tent #EndTheMandatesNow #convoynz2022 #Convoy2022NZ
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Is 'cupping the balls' considered a talent? #TheBachelorNZ
Annie wins play fights like she wins reality shows, by which I mean, ruthlessly!! #TheBachelorNZ
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.@Mcdonalds arent even trying anymore with these #AmericasCup burgers #TheBachelorNZ
Moses: Everyone is feeling a bit sombre, so I'm gonna lighten to mood by culling some of the girls #TheBachelorNZ
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Annie wins. That is all... #TheBachelorNZ
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Oh...Good...I see we've reached the everybody-using-the-phrase-'silent-assassin' stage of this series. #thebachelornz
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The good news is that Sam is gonna think these intruders were there the whole time #TheBachelorNZ
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"Hello Moses, my name is Suzain, I'm calling from Open Table Church. According to our records you are eligible to upgrade your space in heaven. Am I speaking to the spiritual bill payer?" #TheBachelorNZ
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Shivani: "If he still wants to give me one, that's all good" #TheBachelorNZ
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Translation: "This is 100% a sympathy rose" #TheBachelorNZ
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Remember when this show used to be about awkward pashing and swimming in elephant shit instead of therapy? #TheBachelorNZ
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Shivani is hardcore, but she is also fucking gone-burger #TheBachelorNZ
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Called it!! #thebachelornz
Chanel 'knows she's got the courage now' to approach Moses cos she's six chardonnays down #TheBachelorNZ
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Moses hates rose ceremonies cos it makes him feel like an... #TheBachelorNZ
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KFC ad director: **Rubs temples** Ok, Sam...how about we just do this instead? When they come in you just shrug and eat a taco or some shit. Ok...? Action!! Lou: Hey Sam, you're going on a date Sam: ...Line?! Director: FAAAAAARRRKK!!! #TheBachelorNZ
Shenae wears the exact right number of nose rings for someone called Shenae #TheBachelorNZ
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