Lieutenant Colonel Mike Ross of the infamous Trench Tigers 🐯

Death Valley
Joined February 2026
MY FIRST DROP!! BEEN A LONG TIME COMING! PLEASE LISTEN AND SUPPORT THE BOY #FUCKCOUYON
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Auburn’s secondary was nice enough to show Jackson Harris around his new property
JACKSON HARRIS TOOK OVER JORDAN-HARE 🐯🔥 9 REC, 178 YDS, 2 TDS vs Auburn Seven catches and two touchdowns in the first half alone. LSU won by 21 on the road.
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Dilin Jones>>>
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When LSU wins, the sun shines brighter, my steaks taste more buttery, my diamonds shine harder, my whiskey pours smoother, my cigars burn slower, my money feels longer, my truck rides smoother, my enemies seem quieter, my problems seem further away, my sleep gets deeper, my mornings get sweeter, and the good Lord’s creation just looks a little more beautiful. 🐯
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#LSU QB Sam Leavitt leads the #SEC in passing yards and passing TDs. His last two games: 63-83, 676 yards 7 TDs 0 INTs
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Defensive back university 🐯
LSU Cornerback DJ Pickett vs Auburn: 🐯 5 Times Targeted 🐯 1 Catch Allowed 🐯 1 Yard Allowed 🐯 83.9 Coverage Grade @LSUfootball
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LSU dominated, Tennessee took an L, and Ole Miss is getting fresh belt put on them. Now we head into the bye week riding a wave of momentum, and when we return, the gumps are coming to the cathedral of college football 🐯
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Replying to @CasualReb
We are out coached. And also, I just have to say, Kewan looks nothing like he looked like last season. I haven’t been impressed all season.
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Pure domination from start to finish 🐯
The largest margin of victory for LSU at Auburn… Ever 😈
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Jackson Harris is WR1 EZ 🐯 Dude is electric ⚡️
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I’m back just in time to say. . . TENNESSEE 🫵🏾😂💀
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IM HOME 🫶🏾
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Rushing the field in the 2026 🥀
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Of course LSU footballs next opponent has a spiritual awakening the week before we play them
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Streets saying we back? 🤔🐯
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DAMN MAN YALL STFU AND LET ME BE HAPPY
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Jackson Harris returns from @LSUfootball locker room. #LSU
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Pray for my brother @NotaBurnerr007
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I don’t like to brag, but I am forklift certified. Ladies, I know that’s a lot to process, but please remain calm. Not every man is legally qualified to lift 5,000 pounds, operate heavy machinery, AND reverse beep at the same time.
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