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Mike Rotch

@MikeRotchUSC

2025 Chicken Little Champion Ball Knower

Joined September 2021
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@therobotjamesNov 5
they've renamed it to texas they&them now
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NewEra Pistons
@EarnedInDETNov 4
Cade N em
Josh (@josh30315235) profile pictureJosh
@josh30315235Nov 3
Which team would win the whole thing?
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT #nuke
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jj 馃彃@ilyacigNov 4
abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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It鈥檚 noon and I鈥檓 already on abortion number 5
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#expand thank you tenesee for traveling for that whooping and causing some gate congestion since you couldn't read the right gate on your tickets
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They must have never heard @cmiller1123 during the blue wave
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@GWRNov 4
Sound 馃啓 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 馃摙馃啓

Loudest shout

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Just went from 40mg Vyvanse to 50mg
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Final: East Texas A&M 68, Oklahoma 64
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2-way contract Jalen Slawson (@jalenslawson) will wear No. 18 for the #Pacers. Number never worn in franchise history. #NBA
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Donnie Jr.@Dbrasco37Oct 29
*LeBron goes up for the layup* Jalen Slawson:
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Carson Pace@CarsondaoboysNov 1
Horny ass detective: just let me crack this case 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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GABOS@FastLane_ZayNov 1
If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
FLEA 馃嚟馃嚬 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 馃嚟馃嚬@babyibeenajointOct 31
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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SC win out UK win out UGA lose to Ole Miss and SC Bama lose to LSU and Auburn UF lose to UK Ole Miss lose to OU and/or MSU LSU lose to Texas and tenesee Tenese lose to UK Mizzou lose to UGA and UK Texas lose to Mizzou and aTm Oklahoma lose to LSU Auburn beat Bama Atlanta馃搷
Mike Rotch (@MikeRotchUSC) profile pictureMike Rotch@MikeRotchUSCOct 28
SC Win out UK win out UGA lose to florida and SC Bama lose to LSU and Auburn Florida lose to UK Ole miss lose to Auburn and UGA LSU lose to TX and Tenn Tenn lose to UK OU lose to SC Mizzou lose to UGA and UK Texas lose to Mizzou and aTM MSU lose to Texas Auburn lose to ARK or MSU
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What if I take my shirt off at a bar and order up a double shot of whiskey
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Rev. Mark@MarkyF_Oct 31
Me: can we get Payton Tolle? Mom: We have Payton Tolle at home Payton Tolle at home:
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